ISIS militants ransack Catholic monastery in Iraq

[Rosser99]

A Catholic monastery was seized today. The contents taken and used to pay their taxes with. One American Catholic priest converting to the Muslim faith at the monastery said: "A Goddamed 7 percent tax rate? I thought it was a pretty good deal". He further stated: "I was paying a 45 percent tax rate on my salary in the US. When I was an accountant. Look at me now". He then mumbled something under his breath like "Soak me till I'm poor motherfuckers". It was all in good fun. Tragedies and Nero like persecutions and outrage to follow. Toss in the red meat.

[ghoulslime]

That AND all of the flesh to eat and blood to drink that one could ever want! Religion makes the world a better place!

[davros of skaro]

I just heard that ISIS is having all Iraqi females to have their Clits cut.

[dogpet]

davros of skaro wrote

I just heard that ISIS is having all Iraqi females to have their Clits cut.

Fake

[Smellyoldgit]

What?! - something on the interwebs is a load of shite?
I'm shocked I tells ya - shocked!

[davros of skaro]

dogpet wrote

Fake

Thanks.That's good news.

[Sinfidel]

davros of skaro wrote

I just heard that ISIS is having all Iraqi females to have their Clits cut.

Awright, stay away from the Halal meat counter until further notice!