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09-11-2016, 08:15 PM
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I'm pretty sure that in my entire life I haven't eaten a meal that cost $425. Except for the time I had a really good shwarma at a local restaurant, and got sick. I ended up in the hospital with an intestinal blockage because of that illness, and lost 33 pounds after the surgery. Except for that weight (which, at the time, I could afford to lose), it cost me something like $8 for the hospital stay, which was 3 weeks.
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09-12-2016, 02:14 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,395
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My sister's cat obviously ate some tinsel from the Christmas tree. The entire family was laughing at her walking around with a piece of tinsel hanging from her asshole (the cat, not my sister).  Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds |
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09-13-2016, 09:16 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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09-13-2016, 12:28 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2015
Posts: 292
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What would it take to get a "Like" button around here? |
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09-14-2016, 07:56 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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Maybe Jesus has already returned to us - this time in the form of a communion wafer. Perhaps the poor guy just needs to moisturize, so that we can recognize him.
 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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09-19-2016, 04:52 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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Bible Fact for Today:
Did you know that Jesus had a younger brother named "Larry"? That's right! Unlike his carpenter brother, Larry Christ was a mechanic. He could work miracles with an automatic transmission. God is good! The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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09-24-2016, 11:47 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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Noah's Argh
Everybody knows the story of Noah's Ark. It is an historical account based on factual reality - That no pesky scientist has yet to discount with those suspicious facts and data and such. Well, most people know that Noah built a big ship to put all of the animals in. But did ya know who the captain was? It wasn't Noah. He was a ship builder, not a captain!
The captain of Noah's Ark was Jesus. That's right, Captain Jesus! Captain Jesus was the rock, right at the helm, and he was all like, "Avast you bloomin' cockroachers! Swab me poop deck and me mizzen mast, ye salty dogs!" And Jesus knew that the parrots were most obedient, so they got to sit on his right shoulder. Captain Jesus stood there in the driving rain, sayin', "Follow me, and you will get treasure! Eat this cracker, for it is me flesh! Drink this rum, for it be me blood! This be Noah's...argh...ship, but Captain Jesus be the captain!" That's how it happened. The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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09-25-2016, 08:41 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Great Ocean Road
Posts: 2,917
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Pirate Jesus! He's a freak, he can be anything you like.
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii |
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09-25-2016, 08:42 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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10-09-2016, 07:21 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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What do you think Jesus will wear for Halloween this year? Do you think he will wear that skanky French maid outfit again? Gawd, I hope not. That fucking thing smells like vomit and stale whiskey.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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10-10-2016, 06:26 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Great Ocean Road
Posts: 2,917
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Yeah the French maid riding a donkey and going door to door asking for tricks wasn't a good look. Maybe he should try the roman legionnaires uniform again.
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii |
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10-10-2016, 11:07 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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10-14-2016, 02:28 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Mongrel Nation
Posts: 4,839
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I'd put money on jesus being a clown this year, scaring little children to come unto him.
Or else! thank goodness he's on our side |
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10-14-2016, 04:08 PM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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Shirley you mean "come onto him"?
Stop the Holy See men! |
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10-15-2016, 08:24 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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I'm pretty sure Jesus said, "Come into me."
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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