My new religion is GLIT: God Loves Insider Trading. Knowledge is power and God is all-powerful because he's all-knowing so to be more Godlike we are called upon to use what we know as power to get what we want, which of course is money, since I tried trading facts for food and the damn restaurants kicked me out, the bastards.
Facts for sex didn't work either. Cunts.
I like Jeopardy. Facts for money. Watching Jeopardy is a holy sacrament of GLIT.
Not there or doesn't care.
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