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Old 05-26-2008, 01:58 PM   #31
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Old 05-26-2008, 02:49 PM   #32
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If someone brought peace to the enitre world and claim to be God,and showed you everything you were looking for in order for you to believe, would you believe?

When God created Man, he gave us the dominion, he gave us the kingdom, Man brought evilness into this world when man choose to disobey God. Man created his own image by doing that. Man separated himself from God that's why God took man out the kingdom (The garden)
Hmm.. I think you are infected with the schizophrenia type disorder I call Christ-psychosis. The brain is the creator of god and other delusions when experiences trauma, eat entheogens, is retarded or has been infected with a delusions inducing disorder. Sorry, there is no kingdom, no god, no satan .no evil spirits ( unless you define flatulence as such), no UFO abductions, no Santa, no toothfairy. Oh BTW, when you go to Dysneyland do not accept all of the characters of that Kingdom as real. There are people under those costumes.

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 05-26-2008, 03:07 PM   #33
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If someone brought peace to the enitre world and claim to be God,and showed you everything you were looking for in order for you to believe, would you believe?
Lots of different folks throughout human history have claimed to be God or a special emissary of this alleged entity, and not all them called themselves Jesus. However, none has ever managed to bring peace to the entire world. So what is your point?

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When God created Man, he gave us the dominion, he gave us the kingdom, Man brought evilness into this world when man choose to disobey God. Man created his own image by doing that. Man separated himself from God that's why God took man out the kingdom (The garden)
That's a claim, but where is your evidence for it? If you ain't got none, then all you're doing is preaching. In case you haven't noticed, we ain't sheep and this ain't church. So why are you doing what you're doing?

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Old 05-26-2008, 03:11 PM   #34
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So why are you doing what you're doing?
I fear we've become a very strong fuckwit magnet.

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Old 05-26-2008, 03:23 PM   #35
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If someone brought peace to the enitre world and claim to be God,and showed you everything you were looking for in order for you to believe, would you believe?

When God created Man, he gave us the dominion, he gave us the kingdom, Man brought evilness into this world when man choose to disobey God. Man created his own image by doing that. Man separated himself from God that's why God took man out the kingdom (The garden)
Whoa! Back up here a minute! Please explain this to me. I'm sort of slow, and sometimes need to mull things over a bit before I get them sorted out.

So your god made the world and man, and he knew exactly what he was making. Then it all turned to shit. Now your god wants to be worshipped so that he can make it all peaceful again.

It seems like your god is the maker of the evil.

If I drive nails in a board and put the board on the sidewalk in front of my house, and somebody steps on it, who should be blamed, me or the naily board?

God takes a big stinky shit on the floor, and then wants to reward us by cleaning it up if we obey like little lap dogs?

Nope, sell your snake oil somewhere else.

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Old 05-26-2008, 03:27 PM   #36
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Old 05-26-2008, 03:34 PM   #37
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Old 05-26-2008, 03:35 PM   #38
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Funny how that works, eh?

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Old 05-26-2008, 03:54 PM   #39
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If someone brought peace to the enitre world and claim to be God,and showed you everything you were looking for in order for you to believe, would you believe?
You just do not comprehend. We do not believe. Belief is about feelings without knowledge. If someone brought peace to the entire world, that would require changes to human psychology, making them all zombies, for example, that would not be desirable, so no, I do not want someone to come swooping in and rewire everyone's brain.

Again you phrase the question wrongly. I am not looking for things to help me believe anything so there is no way that they can be shown to me. I am, however, in search of truth wherever it leads. Do you have some truth for me or only fanciful, wish-fulfilling useless faith?
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When God created Man, he gave us the dominion, he gave us the kingdom, Man brought evilness into this world when man choose to disobey God.
Another of your patented unsupported assertions.

Man did not create evil; such creation is not in human power, but God did create evil, He admitted His guilt for that act.
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Where do you get the authority to say that the Kingdom is the Garden? That is just the kind of human fallible interpretation that makes the Bible into mere fiction.

So, when Jesus is quoted as saying that we should "love our enemies", He meant that we should "love our enemies with a sword until they bleed and die". That is the harm that interpreting the sacred word of God does.

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Old 05-26-2008, 03:57 PM   #40
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Jesus is looking pretty sensual in that shot. I feel oddly aroused, much like when a hot lady boy is in close proximity. On the surface, Jesus looks like somebody you could really love, but when you peel back the blankets, you realize that something has gone terrible wrong...in your drunken stupor...how...ahhhhhh....how will I get this lady boy/Jesus out of my room without my friends seeing him.

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Old 05-26-2008, 04:00 PM   #41
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I fear we've become a very strong fuckwit magnet.
Oh, great! Now we will have to go about swapping poles again so that we can once again become repulsive to theists.

Perhaps we can briefly borrow one of Choobus' superconducting anti-magnets.

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Old 05-26-2008, 04:03 PM   #42
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Hope he treats the passion fruit better than he did that hapless fig tree. What a dick!

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Old 05-26-2008, 04:03 PM   #43
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Excuse me! Could I please get pole over here?

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Old 05-26-2008, 06:19 PM   #44
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One pole coming right up!

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