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Old 08-07-2005, 03:46 PM   #16
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"And atheism is a great way to justify having sex with animals. After all, an atheist does not have to be held accountable for such actions!" - Esoteric_Illuminati, The Catacombs Forum

Anonymous: "I AM WRITING THIS AS A WARNING TO ALL YOU ATHEISTS OUT THERE THAT JUDGEMENT DAY WILL BE ON JUNE 31st. I AM TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS NO JOKE, I FELT THAT GOD SPOKE TO ME IN A WAY AND SUDDENLY THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT FLASHED THROUGH MY EYES, AND THIS WILL BE THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING COULD POSSIBLY COME TO AN END" -Atheist.com Online Discussion

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Old 08-07-2005, 03:47 PM   #17
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Well, I agree, so long as the animal is an adult human (or maybe a goat, in the case of lonely farmers with no girls for miles around).

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Old 08-07-2005, 06:07 PM   #18
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"Atheists are like roaches; they run from the light of God's truths and take refuge under the darkness of lies and deception. Any true Christian can always squash them by the lies and deception they take refuge under." -Robert T. Lee


I was going to say something about this, but I suddenly have the urge to go hide under my refrigerator. :lol:

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Old 08-07-2005, 11:49 PM   #19
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"Newton was a fundamentalist Christian, he is undeniably the greatest and most pious scientist that the Lord has ever risen up. His work was devoted to proving the bibles truths.
:lol::lol::lol:

I think the worst part of being an atheist is that we're not going to get to gloat.

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Old 08-09-2005, 11:41 PM   #20
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honeybadger....damn, you are one dumb ass motherfucker. You base your whole life on what a bunch of faggots wrote in a book thousands of years ago and you got no reason to believe in any of that shit. You're better off believing in staircases and orange juice controlling our lives than in your fucking Jesus "if I'm so great, than why am I dead?" Christ.
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Old 08-10-2005, 08:14 AM   #21
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Hey, fuckurgod, you're an idiot. HB posted those quotes because we find them funny, not because she's a christian. Try reading around the forum a bit more before you start attacking people here, fuck-wad.

Oh, and welcome to the forum.

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Old 08-10-2005, 08:18 AM   #22
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Anonymous: "I AM WRITING THIS AS A WARNING TO ALL YOU ATHEISTS OUT THERE THAT JUDGEMENT DAY WILL BE ON JUNE 31st. I AM TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS NO JOKE, I FELT THAT GOD SPOKE TO ME IN A WAY AND SUDDENLY THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT FLASHED THROUGH MY EYES, AND THIS WILL BE THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING COULD POSSIBLY COME TO AN END"
Is this real? Did anyone bother informing this idiot of their glaring error?

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Old 08-10-2005, 08:21 AM   #23
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Anonymous: "I AM WRITING THIS AS A WARNING TO ALL YOU ATHEISTS OUT THERE THAT JUDGEMENT DAY WILL BE ON JUNE 31st. I AM TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS NO JOKE, I FELT THAT GOD SPOKE TO ME IN A WAY AND SUDDENLY THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT FLASHED THROUGH MY EYES, AND THIS WILL BE THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING COULD POSSIBLY COME TO AN END"
Is this real? Did anyone bother informing this idiot of their glaring error?

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Yeah -- June 31st came and went without a hitch!

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Old 08-10-2005, 08:23 AM   #24
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Yeah -- June 31st came and went without a hitch!
Probably got the year mixed up in one of the translations somewhere along the line.

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Old 08-10-2005, 01:40 PM   #25
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Yeah -- June 31st came and went without a hitch!
Probably got the year mixed up in one of the translations somewhere along the line.
Yes - the correct translation clearly states the end will be on February 30th.

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Old 08-16-2005, 09:19 AM   #26
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ROFL...

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Old 08-16-2005, 03:00 PM   #27
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Great lists of quotes. Too many to comment on .... the one from someone who believed the Bible must be true because it is written by many people yet contains no contraditctions stood out as one of the more brainless ones among many brainless statements. Have they ever read it?

And it's not true Buddhists defer to Buddha as their higher authority - or they aren't supposed to. He insisted he was a man and not to be teated as God. Pure Buddhism is atheistic - that, and it's striong ethics of compassion etc make it quite compelling, but it still contains confusing bollocks, like all religions, when you look into the nitty gritty.
I remember once asking a Freemason if Buddhists could be Masons (they are all meant to acknowledge a supreme being) and he said yes, but seemed a bit thrown when I pointed out they don't believe in God.

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