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12-10-2014, 05:51 PM
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Stinkin' Mod
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Location: Britland
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Greetings you long lost fucker - just don't lose your ability to tug the foreskin!
(Unless you're a yid - then you're in the shit.) Stop the Holy See men! |
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12-11-2014, 05:11 AM
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Thank God I’m an atheist
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Little Britain
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Hello Smelly one, glad to see you're as pungent as ever. I am happy to report my foreskin has lost none of its tuggability. It's good to be back, catching up on the new IEJ stuff, and perusing the dumbassery you have endured in my absence.
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12-11-2014, 07:01 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
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 Stop the Holy See men! |
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12-11-2014, 08:58 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
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 "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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12-11-2014, 09:02 AM
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Thank God I’m an atheist
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Location: Little Britain
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"Belief means not wanting to know what is true" Friedrich Nietzsche |
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12-11-2014, 09:49 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
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"Goblin" or "gobblin' "?
It is in wine. I could fake just about anything with enough wine. "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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12-11-2014, 10:01 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
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 "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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12-11-2014, 10:16 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,395
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Odd how two groups who detest each other share a sexual fetish. Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds |
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12-12-2014, 04:55 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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Leavenworth Washington is a lovely little Christmas town, high in the Cascades, surrounded by lovely mountains, and full of picturesque Neo-Bavarian-style buildings and scenery. It has some really yummy German food, and some beer venues that would make any Münchner feel proud. I have had a very pleasant week here! It will definitely be on my Christmas and Oktoberfest list of venues from here on out.
     The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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12-12-2014, 05:01 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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I wandered into a glorious little chocolate factory in Leavenworth. I expected a heavenly sight, but was not completely prepared for what I witnessed. What to my wondering eyes did appear! Gloria in excelsis scelerisque Deo! It was if mighty Chocolate Jesus had shat a divine giant Yuletide log on the altar of joy!
I had the chocolate lady cut off a big chunk, and then commenced eating a handful of this embodiment of orgasm, until I neared diabetic shock, and imagined the Virgin Mary herself was singing me Christmas refrains while Louie Armstrong blew celestial notes on my wanker.  Santa, the glory is thine forever and ever! Amen!  The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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12-12-2014, 05:06 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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 Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney, Stuck in my chimney, stuck in the chimney Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney When he came last year There he was in middle of the chimney Roly-poly, fat and round There he was in middle of the chimney Not quite up and not quite down Santa please come back to my chimney Back to my chimney, back Santa please come back to my chimney You can come back here. Cause baby, made a brand new chimney Just for you this year! Santa, come on back!  The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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12-12-2014, 05:08 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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12-12-2014, 05:09 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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12-13-2014, 08:46 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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12-13-2014, 02:38 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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 Silent night, Holy shit! Son of leprechauns, mumble mumble... Radiant beams from thy holy diaper... The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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