Electronic Bods

[Smellyoldgit]

Sol wrote

( please excuse me while I deal with the others...)

[Sol]

Gee. fella's your fucking help has been so fucking unexpected, I am almost crying with fucking emotion........

I have made a note of all your names and put them down in my book of "people I really need to take the piss out of", I've put you under the heading of " fucking funny cunts"..

Kinich you have a special heading all of your own.........


(Oh and in case I forget.......)

[Sol]

dogpet wrote

The cruel treatment of poor Sol in here is outrageous

At least one of us here is prepared to offer some genuine help.

Sol, have you considered butchering Sarah, the Hebrew speakin doll?

"Sarah is dressed in a blue short-sleeved T-shirt and a pink mini A-line dress. Her dress matches her pink handbag which is attached to her right hand. She is wearing white socks and black platform Mary-Jane shoes."

Ye but did you read the cons -

Cons
Sarah's Hebrew is sometimes difficult to decipher. Dressing and undressing Sarah can be difficult. Not a great doll for bedtime since she is quite chatty, with a somewhat loud volume.

Not only does it nag but it nags in a weird language

[Stargazer]

Eternal wrote

Only guessing here, but Sol's profile says he is a canine behaviourist. So the combination of speech tech and pressure pad would make me think it might be something to do with seeing how they react to the spoken word activated by the pressure pad in the absence of humans.

OK, not quite what I was thinking. Sorry, Sol. I tried.

[psychodiva]

a most entertaining thread- made the arduous task of three hours spent on my time-sheets and expenses spreadsheets less tiresome

[Kinich Ahau]

Aww, come on Sol. I did give you a very flattering two handed grip.

[Sol]

Kinich Ahau wrote

Aww, come on Sol. I did give you a very flattering two handed grip.

oh ye, I'm sure its flattering for some, peanut......

But it distinctly shows the Wally Hammond grip, which is known to give very poor contact with very low, in-swinging balls.