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Old 12-28-2009, 02:30 PM   #1
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Clipboard The Universally Stupid And Evil God ~ Quotes

If you've at the galactic stupid atheist quotes thread, take a break and chuckle at this. Because these quotes are derived from a man made book that billions of people live up to, as the one and only true word of a perfect being they live to please!

12For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it. (Matthew 19:12)

Ball-less for god! Amen!



Talk about galactically stupid!

Oh you just know there' more! 66 Books worth, in fact. (or Fiction, as the case may be.) LINK
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Old 12-28-2009, 02:36 PM   #2
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Good link, thanks. It's now in my 'favorites'.

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And the Catholic Cow sez: "The Inquisition was a legal proceeding.
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Old 12-28-2009, 02:40 PM   #3
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Blush

Ridiculous Bible Verses (You Tube) LINK


Psalm 137:8-9 (New American Standard Bible)
8: O daughter of Babylon, you devastated one,
How blessed will be the one who repays you
With the recompense with which you have repaid us.
9: How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rock.






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Old 12-28-2009, 02:57 PM   #4
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Ridiculous Bible Verses (You Tube) LINK


Psalm 137:8-9 (New American Standard Bible)
8: O daughter of Babylon, you devastated one,
How blessed will be the one who repays you
With the recompense with which you have repaid us.
9: How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rock.





Start off the New Year right. Stupid, Sadistic, Bible Verses Calendars. (LINK) <Not intended as Spam.
Do you not realise that it is Babylon (he) that is maent?

Are you aware that the moment of Jesus' resurrection the Old Testament was gone for ever? Previous to that being in the family of God had depended on ethnicity but after Jesus' resurrection anyone and everyone has the right to become a citizen of the community of the Spirit.
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:01 PM   #5
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Origen, an early Christer apologist and widely regarded as the greatest theologian of the Eastern Church, lopped off his own nuts after reading Matt 19:12.

If the dumb bastard had read Deuteronomy 23:1, he'd have known that the Lord doesn't like dudes with crushed nuts or missing dingdongs.

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Old 12-28-2009, 03:04 PM   #6
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Are you aware that the moment of Jesus' resurrection the Old Testament was gone for ever?
Someone call the Bible editor. He keeps including the OT in every release. How embarassed he's going to be when he realizes that faux-pas!

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Old 12-28-2009, 03:14 PM   #7
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You are woefully ignorant of the Christ myth, Sopater. Like so many Christians, you actually (erroneously) believe that Jesus fulfilled the prophecy and as such the OT law (first five books of Moses /Pentateuch) does not apply.

This is wrong! And Jesus never said otherwise.
Isaiah 42:21 (King James Version)


21The LORD is well pleased for his righteousness' sake; he will magnify the law, and make it honourable.


Matthew 5:17-19

States quite clearly that Jesus did not fulfill the law, but perfected it. And as the verses state, not until heaven and earth have passed away...

It's clear, heaven and earth have not passed away.



See: 1 John 2:2-6 For further proof that your understanding is in error.
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:18 PM   #8
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Someone call the Bible editor. He keeps including the OT in every release. How embarassed he's going to be when he realizes that faux-pas!
You know exactly what I mean.

Jesus is and was the fulfillment of the O.T.
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:18 PM   #9
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A few bible contradictions:

Should We Kill?
Ex. 20:13 Thou shalt not kill.
Ex. 32:27 And he said unto them, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side, and go in and out from gate to gate throughout the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbor.

Should Good Works be Seen?
Matt. 5:16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.
Matt. 6:1-4 Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven. 2 Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. 3 But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth: 4 That thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly.

Are we punished for our parents' sins?
Ex. 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me
Ezek. 18:20 The soul that sinneth, it shall die. The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son: the righteousness of the righteous shall be upon him, and the wickedness of the wicked shall be upon him

I could go on and on and on.
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:22 PM   #10
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You know exactly what I mean.
No, I don't. You Christards have completely different interpretations, so i don't assume to know what you might mean.

Are the 10 Commandments still in effect?

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Old 12-28-2009, 03:24 PM   #11
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. Like so many Christians, you actually (erroneously) believe that Jesus fulfilled the prophecy and as such the OT law (first five books of Moses /Pentateuch) does not apply.
Jesus is not just the fulfillment of the O.T. he is also the fulfillment of the N.T.

You need to run your theology through an understanding of the Kingdom of God.

"Repent for the K.O.G. is near"

If you do not understand the K.O.G. you cannot hope to understand.

You need to go back to first basics and rebuild your knowledge base.
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:29 PM   #12
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You need to go back to first basics and rebuild your knowledge base.

And you need to go back to the short bus and find your helmet.

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Old 12-28-2009, 03:31 PM   #13
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Cap'n - do you need a lesson on using the fucking quote button?
... or will you forever be a spaz-tard?

Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:33 PM   #14
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You know exactly what I mean.

Jesus is and was the fulfillment of the O.T.
No he was not. And Jesus never said otherwise.

You
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:41 PM   #15
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Cap'n - do you need a lesson on using the fucking quote button?
... or will you forever be a spaz-tard?
hehe I like using the pretty colors sometimes. They're pretty, and colory. Must you spoil my Solstice funtime? You heartless basturd?

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