Old 10-10-2005, 11:36 AM   #16
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3) Because Hell would be rather pleasant without him.

(Tenspace: I haven't seen such sloppy counting backwards since the last time I did nitrous oxide. )

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Old 10-10-2005, 11:53 AM   #17
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I have no idea what you're talking about. :D

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Old 10-10-2005, 11:54 AM   #18
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I have no idea what you're talking about. :D
He has discovered his mod powers... Sweet!

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Old 10-10-2005, 12:00 PM   #19
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:mad: !!

Ya bastid! For the simile thread: Arguing with a Xian is like calling out a Mod drunk with power -- they're never wrong!!

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Old 10-10-2005, 12:24 PM   #20
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Ya bastid! For the simile thread: Arguing with a Xian is like calling out a Mod drunk with power -- they're never wrong!!
:lol::lol:
:lol::lol:

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Old 10-10-2005, 01:44 PM   #21
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:mad: !!

Ya bastid! For the simile thread: Arguing with a Xian is like calling out a Mod drunk with power -- they're never wrong!!
:lol::lol:
:lol::lol:

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The oatmeal guy is dead?

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Old 10-10-2005, 01:56 PM   #22
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He's definitely ill.


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Old 10-10-2005, 02:04 PM   #23
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WTF? lol Could someone post 2) and 1), please? I don't know enough about this guy to make a post... but like the idea of this thread... I am here for entertainment afterall... :D

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Old 10-10-2005, 03:25 PM   #24
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2) because even Jesus thinks he's a cunt

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Old 10-10-2005, 09:03 PM   #25
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And the #1 reason why Bill O'reilly won't get into heaven is....

1): St.Peter is too busy having sex with Jesus to let him in.

Next topic:

Top ten reasons why the catholic church doesn't support sex before marriage.

10): The pope hasnt gotten laid in years.
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Old 10-10-2005, 10:11 PM   #26
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Ya bastid! For the simile thread: Arguing with a Xian is like calling out a Mod drunk with power -- they're never wrong!!
:lol::lol:
:lol::lol:

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The oatmeal guy is dead?
No, he's not dead, but his mass requires that he stays far enough away from Earth that he doesn't perturb its gravity. He's currently parked at the Earth/Sun L1 Lagrange Point. :)

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Old 10-11-2005, 10:50 AM   #27
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9) After a hard day buggering young boys it is convenient to have an excuse not to have sex with your partner

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Old 10-11-2005, 01:01 PM   #28
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8) Because people would discover their animal side.
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Old 10-11-2005, 09:29 PM   #29
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7) They only grudgingly allow sex AFTER marriage
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Old 10-11-2005, 09:39 PM   #30
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6) If it weren't for the confessions from the unmarried folk, the priests wouldn't know what to think about while fondling the young alter boys.

Edit: Damn it... we're on 6... hehe

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