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Old 06-16-2006, 08:52 PM   #31
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well, have you ever attempted a fart that went too far, resulting in some turdage?
It's called a shart, as in "Francis just sharted in his pants."
Or, "Francis' mother sharted, and he was born" ?

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Old 06-17-2006, 12:23 AM   #32
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I agree the title should be gender neutral. How about "Shitarch?" One who rules by shit.
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Old 06-17-2006, 07:08 AM   #33
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Shitlord just has such a nice ring to it. It could be applied to both genders... of course, shitstain is equally gender neutral.

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Old 06-17-2006, 09:11 AM   #34
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Much as I despise Lily and her self-professed massive intellectual penis, she had a point in the comments. Surely this should be open to everyone here?
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Old 06-17-2006, 09:27 AM   #35
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Bollocks. I don't know what comment of Lily's you are on about but these are the rules:

It's Shitlord (male or female) and it's staying Shitlord

Only a theist can qualify as a true Shitlord. Just as a Sithlord must completely give in to hate in order to achieve power, so too must a Shitlord give up logic and reason for faith in order to achieve true blindness.



If you want to add a sub-category (assclown of the week?) for atheist or general douchebaggery go ahead, but the Purity of the Shitlords must be maintained.

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Old 06-17-2006, 09:29 AM   #36
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I agree the title should be gender neutral. How about "Shitarch?" One who rules by shit.
But Shitlords do not rule anything. They are master of one thing only: shit. Even then, it's not entirely clear if they rule the shit or vice versa.

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Old 06-17-2006, 09:36 AM   #37
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I guess she was taking it way too seriously, then. But what did I expect? Converting to christianity involves amputating your sense of humour, after all.
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Old 06-17-2006, 09:39 AM   #38
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what are you referring to?

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Old 06-17-2006, 10:30 AM   #39
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That bit in the comments where she was on about the criteria for earning this prestigious award. That the only possible winners were theists. Maybe it was Treborn, actually. Or maybe I just made it up, as I afforded one of Lucy's posts the honour of a quick skim-read (I normally don't bother at all, as it usually proves to be a total waste of time).
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Old 06-17-2006, 11:10 AM   #40
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That bit in the comments where she was on about the criteria for earning this prestigious award. That the only possible winners were theists. Maybe it was Treborn, actually. Or maybe I just made it up, as I afforded one of Lucy's posts the honour of a quick skim-read (I normally don't bother at all, as it usually proves to be a total waste of time).
It was Treborn.
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Old 06-17-2006, 01:23 PM   #41
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Ah. Now it makes perfect sense. Seeing as he has a case of chronic unfunny.
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Old 06-17-2006, 02:05 PM   #42
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Choobus, this just occurred to me:

What if there is a Theist who is not a 'lord' but a 'lady'? The title then would be the shitlady of the week? :lol:
Good point. I say we just make Shitlord non-gender specific.

What are the other characteristics of a shitlord?

well, have you ever attempted a fart that went too far, resulting in some turdage? Well, this process is analogous to the method by which a shitlord speaks, only they cannot realise this and consequently spend their lives dripping with shit.
Choobus. I want you to know my interpretation of what you look like.

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Old 06-17-2006, 02:10 PM   #43
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I pity the shitlord who vexes tenspace.

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Old 06-17-2006, 03:52 PM   #44
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What's Francis's reign? June 9th to 16th?

Can I also nominate him for Shitgoblin of the Month for May? He showed up on May 4th, and commenced apocalyptic turdation unlike I've seen since the days of Carico.

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Old 06-17-2006, 04:07 PM   #45
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I nominate Chris for retroactive abortion. He used PWNED outside of a game, and in a non-ironic manner.

*Simmers with rage*

And to top it off, he did it while sucking Lily off.
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