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Old 06-19-2007, 08:57 PM   #31
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This could be a long depressing list indeed.
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Old 06-19-2007, 10:12 PM   #32
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Old 06-20-2007, 04:23 AM   #33
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Those plastic clam-shell packages you need an industrial laser to open.
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Old 06-20-2007, 05:06 AM   #34
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Those plastic clam-shell packages you need an industrial laser to open.
I have found it very effective to simply let the family dog handle the opening chore. In less time than iit would take you to open a beer, there will be a layer of small semi-transparent plastic shards all over the living room. Downside: there will be no trace of the desired contents.

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Old 06-20-2007, 05:53 AM   #35
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Hannah, don't look at this one either.

It will make you sad for the babies.
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Old 06-20-2007, 05:56 AM   #36
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Those plastic clam-shell packages you need an industrial laser to open.
Fruity Pebbles bags are far worse.

Not even the Governator could separate those seams. But the rest of the bag is prone to rupture in unexpected ways, showering tiny colorful cereal bits like a Post-sponsored tickertape parade.
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:10 AM   #37
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:17 AM   #38
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:lol::lol::lol:

Monkey A just said, "wow, that guy's stupid!"

I have to be careful looking at the forums when the kids are in the room.
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:31 AM   #39
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yeah, gnosi! be particularly careful while looking at the orgy thread!

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:50 AM   #40
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:lol::lol::lol:

Monkey A just said, "wow, that guy's stupid!"

I have to be careful looking at the forums when the kids are in the room.
Hence my refraining from putting up the Fruity Pebbles Milkshake recipe. Kinda like the frog I've been saving for you.


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Old 06-20-2007, 06:53 AM   #41
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yeah, gnosi! be particularly careful while looking at the orgy thread!
Please provide link, piccys & details of a good divorce lawyer - - immediately! :P

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Old 06-20-2007, 06:58 AM   #42
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yeah, gnosi! be particularly careful while looking at the orgy thread!
Please provide link, piccys & details of a good divorce lawyer - - immediately! :P
:bop: hee hee

hey, smelly, my dah-ling bought me the complete monty python's flying circus dvd set....loving it....(with sub-titles, of course....even he needs them, being a gringo and all....you bloody brits, learn to speak, dammit!!)

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 06-20-2007, 07:04 AM   #43
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You lucky, lucky barstard - - one of the sky comedy channels is doing a re-run over here, so I'm getting my fill of pythonisity at the moment.

Make sure you learn the Life of Brian script off by heart - it'll come in useful at the next Satanic Verses Convention in Tehran!

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Old 06-20-2007, 07:49 AM   #44
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actually, i'll ask him to buy me life of brian next.

wonder how i will have to repay him the "favor".......

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:09 AM   #45
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yeah, gnosi! be particularly careful while looking at the orgy thread!
Hold on there!

WHAT ORGY THREAD??!?!?!?

Dammit. I don't visit the forums for a few days and I miss all the good stuff.
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