02-16-2009, 08:21 PM
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#1786
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Welcome Ellie, it is good to make contact with you. What is Tom Skerrit really like?
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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02-16-2009, 08:24 PM
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#1787
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Re. hatred for God, I think it is reasonable to be strongly irked by an allegedly powerful entity who, as reported by obvious dipshits, wants desperately to flame-broil my hide forever no matter how much good or how little evil I have done.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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02-17-2009, 11:18 AM
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#1788
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Quote:
Sternwallow wrote
Welcome Ellie, it is good to make contact with you. What is Tom Skerrit really like?
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Greetings earthling
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02-17-2009, 04:44 PM
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#1789
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Ellie Arroway wrote
Greetings earthling
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You may be assuming too much. Some of my critics dispute my true origin (and destination).
May your adventure be wide and wonderful even if it is over in the blink of an eye. Makes that much more time for new adventures.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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03-06-2009, 05:37 PM
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#1790
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Choobus wrote
I curse the holy father and hope that a series of unfortunate events befall him, beginning with an embarrassing urine spatter on his dockers in the morning to almost choking on a chicken bone at lunch to anal violation by an unexpected fist just before dinner. Also, the holy ghost is a cunt, always crying about being the most fart like of the triune and never getting any of the prayers. He should be called the holy pussy.
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Holy christ i almost choked to death reading this post: I swear, i was perusing this amusing exchange, and i was sipping some tea, read this, started laughing, and nearly drowned in my tea. It came out my nose, splattered over my laptop, and I couldn't breath for a few seconds. Perhaps the holy ghost was smiting me for reading this sacrilege.
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03-06-2009, 06:12 PM
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I have yet to be smited for writing it so I think you may just have been unlucky.
Also, technically I think it's blasphemy. I may be wrong but my understanding is that sacrilege involves defiling some sort of holy icon or place, while blasphemy is cursing god. Thus, if one were to stick a statue of Jesus up ones arse that would be sacrilegious, and if one were subsequently to remark (for example) "yeah, get in my arse jesus you dirty bastard, you fucking love it up there do'nt ya?" that would be blasphemous.
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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03-06-2009, 07:25 PM
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If anyone would be smited for their writing, it would be Choobus. God, Jesus, Mary, and Mohammad would be taking turns for the shit he's said/done.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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03-06-2009, 11:03 PM
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#1793
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Choobus wrote
I have yet to be smited for writing it so I think you may just have been unlucky.
Also, technically I think it's blasphemy. I may be wrong but my understanding is that sacrilege involves defiling some sort of holy icon or place, while blasphemy is cursing god. Thus, if one were to stick a statue of Jesus up ones arse that would be sacrilegious, and if one were subsequently to remark (for example) "yeah, get in my arse jesus you dirty bastard, you fucking love it up there do'nt ya?" that would be blasphemous.
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lolololol...lmfao...From now on I am not eating or drinking while reading posts on this forum!
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03-07-2009, 01:49 AM
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#1794
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Tenspace wrote
If anyone would be smited for their writing, it would be Choobus. God, Jesus, Mary, and Mohammad would be taking turns for the shit he's said/done.
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Aweome: I say to all of them, bring it on.
Does anyone know the real difference between sacrilege and blasphemy?
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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03-07-2009, 06:30 AM
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Quote:
Choobus wrote
Aweome: I say to all of them, bring it on.
Does anyone know the real difference between sacrilege and blasphemy?
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I believe that sacrilege is can be either word or deed, whereas blasphemy is usually just word.
Taking a shit on a church altar = sacrilege.
Loudly declaring your altar turd 'holy shit' = blasphemy.
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03-07-2009, 09:20 AM
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Exactly.
Raping the pope's rotting corpse: sacrilege.
Calling Jesus a little bitch while you do it: blasphemy.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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03-07-2009, 09:32 AM
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#1797
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Tenspace wrote
If anyone would be smited for their writing, it would be Choobus. God, Jesus, Mary, and Mohammad would be taking turns for the shit he's said/done.
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I think Jesus would prefer to stroke Choobus for his writing rather than smite him. While Gawd the father is into the whole S&M thing, Jesus is really just a good old fashioned bottom.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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03-07-2009, 10:30 AM
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#1798
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Quote:
Philboid Studge wrote
I believe that sacrilege is can be either word or deed, whereas blasphemy is usually just word.
Taking a shit on a church altar = sacrilege.
Loudly declaring your altar turd 'holy shit' = blasphemy.
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You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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