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11-19-2009, 07:15 PM
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General of the Attacking Army
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 12,904
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9.) Hey baby. You ever see a tripedal hominid?
I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow |
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11-19-2009, 07:35 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: prick up your ears
Posts: 20,553
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8) Hey Sevens, wanna go out?
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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11-19-2009, 08:19 PM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
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sevens) With my opposable thumb I'll carry you home like a six-pack
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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11-19-2009, 08:26 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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6) Your cave or mine?
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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11-19-2009, 08:48 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Puerto Rico
Posts: 9,775
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5) ::big whack to the head::
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly. H. L. Mencken |
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11-19-2009, 09:27 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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Quote:
 Just the thought of your cave kindles in me a quest for fire!  The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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11-19-2009, 11:22 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: prick up your ears
Posts: 20,553
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4) how you doing baby, I hear you're so easy even a caveman can do it......
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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11-20-2009, 10:02 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
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3) Say, would you like me to teach you how to sharpen the end of a long stick?
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it." "Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H. "Reality, the God alternative" |
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11-20-2009, 10:11 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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2) Fancy a Shag? (timeless - never fails)
Stop the Holy See men! |
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11-20-2009, 10:26 AM
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Member
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 253
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And the number 1 pick up line between modern humans and neanderthals is:
1) Let's have a yabba dabba doo time, a dabba doo time, we'll have a gay old time! WILMA!!!!! Top Ten Reasons Christians want to "Keep Christ in Christmas" 10) It shows those uppity Jews who really runs things! |
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11-20-2009, 10:32 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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9) "Flyingspaghettimonstermas" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Stop the Holy See men! |
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11-20-2009, 10:36 AM
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He who walks among the theists
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Big D
Posts: 12,119
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8) Because nothing says "Christ" quite like hijacking a pagan holiday date and symbol, and slapping Santa Claus on top of it.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." George Bernard Shaw |
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11-20-2009, 10:52 AM
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Nothing says Raving Atheist quite like the inability to learn.
http://ravingatheists.com/forum/show...30&postcount=1 |
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11-20-2009, 11:03 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: far-Northern California
Posts: 2,194
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...and nothing says "I'm an odious bovine cunt"
quite like every single fucking thing you post. Atheism is a strictly non-prophet organization. - Carlin And the Catholic Cow sez: "The Inquisition was a legal proceeding. Victims had rights, trials, etc." |
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11-20-2009, 11:12 AM
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He who walks among the theists
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Big D
Posts: 12,119
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Quote:
Lily translation: learn = blindly swallow a Catholic's apologetics. "The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." George Bernard Shaw |
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