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Old 08-13-2005, 09:29 PM   #1
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I wonder is theists jerk off more often, less ooften or abot the same as atheists. Does christian guilt, for example, make it seem wrong, or add some excitement that leads to furious wanking?

We don't have a good sample here. Thomas, lurker, tell us of your mastubatory habits. I spank it at least once a day:P

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Old 08-13-2005, 09:32 PM   #2
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I'm at LEAST once a day, usually twice, sometimes thrice. When I was still a xtian, it was maybe once a week...I thought that what I was doing was wrong and that god was going to hate me...then I learned to say fuck god and now I'm a happy 2x a day wanker.
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Old 08-13-2005, 09:41 PM   #3
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Hmmm...I don't know. I wank the crank quite a bit.
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Old 08-14-2005, 05:14 PM   #4
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When I was an Xtian, I could go a week or so, but usually less. If you go too long, you'll have a wet dream anyway, so does that count?
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Old 08-14-2005, 05:15 PM   #5
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when i was young I was taught that masturbation was a sin and tried not to do it until i grew old enough to lose faith and then i did it when i wanted to.
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Old 08-14-2005, 05:24 PM   #6
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As a young Mormon boy, I was taught that masturbation leads to homosexuality. Well, jeepers! I try not to leap my lizard at all! And I try to nail as many woman as I can. Jesus, please don't let me turn gay!

The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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Old 08-14-2005, 05:31 PM   #7
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For myself, . . . uh . . . mmmm . . . nhhhh . . . guuuuuh . . . awwwwwww . . . Sweet Jesus save me. . . I hardly ever do it.
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Old 08-14-2005, 05:35 PM   #8
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As a young Mormon boy, I was taught that masturbation leads to homosexuality. Well, jeepers! I try not to leap my lizard at all! And I try to nail as many woman as I can. Jesus, please don't let me turn gay!
Ya I was raised Mormon as well. I didn't masturbate at all during adolescene and I'm still gay. :/
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Old 08-15-2005, 03:12 AM   #9
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so, mormons are wank inhibited, or what????

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Old 08-15-2005, 09:14 AM   #10
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I did it considerably less when I was a Christian, since it was a "sin of the flesh". I thought it was a minor sin, though, so it didn't hold me back too much!
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Old 08-15-2005, 10:12 AM   #11
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I was raised catholic, and still believed those falsehoods when I went through puberty. I thought there was something wrong with me because I couldn't keep from masturbating. In that way, my atheism has relieved some of the stress in my life. BTW, I thought I jerked the chain a lot until I read some of these posts. I do it once every 2 or 3 days, sometimes less sometimes more.
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Old 08-15-2005, 03:11 PM   #12
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I think I watched alot of porn when I was Xtian. And every once awhile I promised god to quit, so I threw the porn away etc. Did this a few times. Ironically I wank less as an atheist. Maybe because porn now is almost boring due to the fact its not "forbidden" by the bearded guy in the sky.
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Old 08-16-2005, 12:11 PM   #13
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As a young Mormon boy, I was taught that masturbation leads to homosexuality. Well, jeepers! I try not to leap my lizard at all! And I try to nail as many woman as I can. Jesus, please don't let me turn gay!
Ya I was raised Mormon as well. I didn't masturbate at all during adolescene and I'm still gay. :/
Don't try to lie about your masturbatory past! They warned you that it would make you gay! Accept god's consequences!

I also recall something about inserting things into your anus making you turn into a power bottom. Are you a power bottom? (The world would be a happier place with more power bottoms!)

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Old 08-16-2005, 03:23 PM   #14
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if masturbation is wrong I dont wanta be right??


anyway I dont remember seeing a scripture that says its wrong and it cant be no more wrong that taking a dump unless when taking a dump you read porn then yea its lustful. ha!
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Old 08-16-2005, 06:32 PM   #15
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