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Old 02-05-2018, 09:07 PM   #3121
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Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 02-05-2018, 10:05 PM   #3122
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JJ, you are spreading the Word like wild fire! Well done. The Holy Spirit has ignited you!

God Bless, your missionary work here will be noted in the here in after!
JJ just gave me permission to tell you to fuck off. So since you have threatened us here with hell a few times;

Fuck off
Fuck off and
Fuck off.

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Old 02-05-2018, 10:12 PM   #3123
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JJ, you are spreading the Word like wild fire! Well done. The Holy Spirit has ignited you!

God Bless, your missionary work here will be noted in the here in after!
Thank you. I appreciate being on this forum and the sincere replies I have received lately. At the beginning of of my posting years I fell into the Raving Atheist Forum language with "fuck offs" etc. You know the "lingo" and that just begot a plethora of the same type of responses.

That said, crude language does not bother me, the "cunt" etc its par for the course here. I had become accustomed to it although I haven't see as much of it lately.

You too are spreading the Word like wild fire and I appreciate your posts on the forum. Often times you have a way with words that just isn't my norm/style for posting. I think it helps to have two Christians posting with sometimes a better analogy on your part to a language that might be more effective in answering questions.

I really post here so I can learn how atheists think and why. I also answer the questions the best I can.

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Old 02-05-2018, 10:15 PM   #3124
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JJ, you are spreading the Word like wild fire! Well done. The Holy Spirit has ignited you!

God Bless, your missionary work here will be noted in the here in after!
JJ, What's it like having your pockets full of Andy's piss?

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Old 02-05-2018, 10:24 PM   #3125
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Come now let us reason together says the Lord, Smelly.

Ok, so you demand to know the verse and source so here it is for you to view.

Isaiah 1:18 New International Version (NIV)

18 “Come now, let us settle the matter,”
says the Lord.
“Though your sins are like scarlet,
they shall be as white as snow;
though they are red as crimson,
they shall be like wool.


PS Smelly could you do me a favor? Could you delete post 3118 out of the kindness of your heart?

Thanks for posting on my Fucking thread.

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Old 02-05-2018, 10:28 PM   #3126
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JJ just gave me permission to tell you to fuck off. So since you have threatened us here with hell a few times;

Fuck off
Fuck off and
Fuck off.
Third time is a charm they always say. (K posting Fuck off in triplicate)

Of course I was jesting in a way using the best language you might understand. You know this of course so your post shows immature posting behavior. I have to give you a "demerit" on my thread.

Shame on you.

"Come let us reason together says the Lord...." Isaiah 1:18
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Old 02-05-2018, 10:36 PM   #3127
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You didn't say 'amount contributed' was the criteria for assessment.
Perhaps you'll provide evidence that god-whallopers top the cash list.
Why would you give a Flying Fuck about monetary contributions given to various causes/persons etc. by Christians vs. non-Christians.

I myself have no clue, nor do I think any reliable research/study can accurately calculate who gives the most-est.

And if so, what the Fuck does it matter anyway? Money given to assist people and charitable causes is money. Think like a businessperson. The bottom line can't be verified for this issue.

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Old 02-05-2018, 10:43 PM   #3128
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JJ's secretary is a resource. Lol

I could look it up - but I heard that on CNN.
Are you sure that wasn't fake news?

Your sense of humor is much appreciated by me on this thread. I think personally the only atheist posting here that has a sense of humor is Sinny.

What the "Fuck" Right Andrew?

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Old 02-05-2018, 10:50 PM   #3129
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Sinny, What's it like having your pockets full of JJ's piss?

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Old 02-06-2018, 02:25 AM   #3130
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Sinny, What's it like having your pockets full of JJ's piss?
K,

With all due "respect" ; Fuck Off. Get off of my thread if you don't like the post or be a "big boy" and ignore it.

I have adjusted the Rolling Stones song "Get Of My Cloud" (there are variations on the title....look it up if you give a shit.) to personalize my message to KA.

Original lyrics: (One paragraph will do to send you the message I want to convey to you, K.

Lyrics

"… I says, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd…" More here:

Stones Hey, You Get Off My Cloud 051113 - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJESnlRJ2Hg

" I says, Hey K get of of my thread
Hey! K! get off of my thread
Hey! K! get off of my thread
Don't hang around 'cause you're not allowed."

Run along now and play on the other threads on this forum.

Duh.

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Old 02-06-2018, 04:09 AM   #3131
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Wild horses couldn't drag me away.

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Old 02-06-2018, 06:16 AM   #3132
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Wild horses couldn't drag me away.
KA,

This is the only correct answer. Well done good and faithful servant. Hmm sounds familiar? Could it be...the Bible or could it be.... Satan?

... I know I've dreamed you a sin and a lie.
I have my freedom but I don't have much time.
Faith has been broken, tears must be cried.
Let's do some living after we die...

Hmm, sounds like Christian Cosmology I think. What say you K?

Now be a god boy and apologize to Andrew for your rude and uncalled for " Fuck Off" comment. I imagine he is heartbroken..(NOT, most likely he doesn't give a Fuck or a rat's ass and is used to "Fuck Off" being thrown around frequently on this forum where you "don't have to be an atheist to feel welcome."

WARNING:

If you don't I will tell Smelly on you and then you'll be in BIG TIME trouble and you could even be GASP, be confined to your own thread.

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Old 02-06-2018, 06:50 AM   #3133
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Old 02-06-2018, 07:22 AM   #3134
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KA,

This is the only correct answer. Well done good and faithful servant. Hmm sounds familiar? Could it be...the Bible or could it be.... Satan?

... I know I've dreamed you a sin and a lie.
I have my freedom but I don't have much time.
Faith has been broken, tears must be cried.
Let's do some living after we die...

Hmm, sounds like Christian Cosmology I think. What say you K?

Now be a god boy and apologize to Andrew for your rude and uncalled for " Fuck Off" comment. I imagine he is heartbroken..(NOT, most likely he doesn't give a Fuck or a rat's ass and is used to "Fuck Off" being thrown around frequently on this forum where you "don't have to be an atheist to feel welcome."

WARNING:

If you don't I will tell Smelly on you and then you'll be in BIG TIME trouble and you could even be GASP, be confined to your own thread.

Regards,

JJ
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
(Woo woo, who who)

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
(Who who, who who)

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
(Woo woo)
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mm yeah
(Woo woo, woo woo)

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Old 02-06-2018, 07:47 AM   #3135
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Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
(Woo woo, who who)

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
(Who who, who who)

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste

(Woo woo)
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mm yeah
(Woo woo, woo woo)
L
A favorite of mine, "Sympathy for the Devil."

Good Day,

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