12-31-2011, 10:51 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 5,158
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Happy New Year Heathens !!!!
I don't know if there is somewhere specific for this but who cares. I just wanted to wish everyone a happy and prosperous 2012. Bring on the Mayans lol. Here are 3 things I need to achieve in 2012.
1. Convince Ex atheist into into renaming himself an atheist. (And to actually understand what being atheist is!)
2. Sell more trophies.
3. Turn beans into peas.
May the next year be good to us all. If it isn't....you could always be a theist.....things can always be worse guys lol.
Last edited by ILOVEJESUS; 12-31-2011 at 10:52 AM.
Reason: Started to drink too early
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12-31-2011, 12:37 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: May 2007
Location: So Cal
Posts: 5,193
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Happy New Year to You!
My new years resolution is to turn my hate for religions into cold hard cash and then using that cash to buy a puppy who worships me.
Never give a zombie girl a piggy back ride.
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12-31-2011, 01:44 PM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
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Resolving to contribute to at least one thread without using the words 'demented fuckwits.'
Damn it.
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La propriété, c'est le vol ...
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12-31-2011, 05:04 PM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,614
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Quote:
Philboid Studge wrote
Resolving to contribute to at least one thread without using the words 'demented fuckwits.'
Damn it.
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Stop the Holy See men!
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12-31-2011, 06:04 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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I resolve to work hard and pay bills in 2012, just like I did in 2011. Happy New Year!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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01-02-2012, 10:48 PM
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I Live Here
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Oh, by the way, Happy New Year, Egor! Thanks for all of the laughs!

The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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01-03-2012, 05:32 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
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Happy birthday to the earth for making once around the sun again
no resolutions - I don't believe in them - I have started a new art journal tho and I start my new job in a couple of weeks- back to locking up demented fuckwits 
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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01-04-2012, 08:56 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Puerto Rico
Posts: 9,775
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I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE PART OF A COMMUNITY THAT SHUNS DEMENTED FUCKWITS. SOMETIMES.
ackchoolly, not sometimes as for being part sometimes of this community, but of being in a community that somethimes shuns demented fuckwits. after they stop being funny fun demented fuckwits.
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
H. L. Mencken
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01-04-2012, 07:18 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 49
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Happy 2012 to all!
I resolve to believe even less this year than last year. Latest disbelief: "A stitch in time saves nine." Prove it! Show me the evidence! I bet it only saves eight! 
Not there or doesn't care.
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01-05-2012, 04:23 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 5,158
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LOl ok, what about many a mickle makes a muckle.
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01-06-2012, 04:11 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 5,158
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I cannot believe that I have used that to answer some of the most difficult and profound questions in life. It just felt so right.
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01-07-2012, 12:48 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 49
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Wow, my nervous system is in this weird loop. Muckle. Monkey's uncle. Muckle. Monkey's uncle. I deduce from this that Cain really killed Able because Able's first kid was an orangutan. My nervous system tells me so.
Not there or doesn't care.
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