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Old 05-21-2018, 02:41 AM   #10
hertz vanrental
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We have just had a chat and decided to re-jig the system today. It should only take a few hours but we all know that these exercises typically take a lot longer than planned.

We will therefore probably be offline for the rest of the day and will be back on the morrow.

I have to be frank, fat, OLD, ugly, smelly, senile papist bitch, you are an Amoeba with an intellect to match and about as interesting.

Whilst we are offline, could you mutate into something more interesting such as Hydra or even a tadpole. A tadpole would be nice.

Could you do that for me!

Jolly good.

Oh, and change your incontinence panties, you really stink today. The good folks at Walmart don't want to smell your piss, do they?

So, run along there and be the good little programmed obedient christard that you are.

Toodle pip and all that. What ho!

Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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