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Old 03-16-2018, 08:59 AM   #3811
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I went into town today to find a brace of christards and give them a good twatting. No such luck for there were none to be seen. Tien.

I'm going to a town I've never been to tomorrow. Perhaps there'll be some there for me to take the piss out of.

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Old 03-16-2018, 09:29 AM   #3812
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Disappointing - only 'Random Bible Quote' - but we're up to four ....
Don't worry, it's only a matter of time before he goes on the rant. Then it's bingo for everyone. May the best man win.

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Old 03-16-2018, 09:49 AM   #3813
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Guess I'll just have to get wrecked again and partake of some high intensity jacking off while I watch the dogs fucking each other up the arse - Mary likes that kind of stuff.

Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 03-16-2018, 09:54 AM   #3814
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Don't worry, it's only a matter of time before he goes on the rant. Then it's bingo for everyone. May the best man win.
I'm doing my best to get the old hag mary ranting, ffs. Maybe my latest set of posts will get her knickers wet and her ranting.

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Old 03-16-2018, 09:58 AM   #3815
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Guess I'll just have to get wrecked again and partake of some high intensity jacking off while I watch the dogs fucking each other up the arse - Mary likes that kind of stuff.
I didn't know mary likes things like that, dirty little cow. That's the problem with these christards. All holier than thou one minute and the next they are kiddy fiddling etc. - evil bastards.

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Old 03-16-2018, 01:48 PM   #3816
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I lost interest after 'I don't'. The rest looked like wank so I ignored it.

Next, old hag.
I don't give a rat's ass what you do. What's the matter, too long for your brain to comprehend?

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Old 03-16-2018, 01:51 PM   #3817
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I'm doing my best to get the old hag mary ranting, ffs. Maybe my latest set of posts will get her knickers wet and her ranting.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Hertz? You seriously spend your time in this manne.?No one is forcing you to read anything. Nothing better to do, eh?

One of the Bible quotes you all love so much will sink into your hardened hearts and brain and then someday, you'll be posting from the other side of the fence as a Christian.

Andrew and I are just planting the seeds of Faith. It's up to you to make a decision.

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Old 03-16-2018, 01:54 PM   #3818
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Guess I'll just have to get wrecked again and partake of some high intensity jacking off while I watch the dogs fucking each other up the arse - Mary likes that kind of stuff.
Hey Smelly, they always say " Do what you do best." If watching dogs fucking around in the ass flips your trigger you are are one perverted sicko.

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Old 03-16-2018, 01:56 PM   #3819
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I didn't know mary likes things like that, dirty little cow. That's the problem with these christards. All holier than thou one minute and the next they are kiddy fiddling etc. - evil bastards.
Read CS Lewis "The Screwtape letters" if you haven't.

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Old 03-16-2018, 02:00 PM   #3820
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A poor start from the vacuous ol' slapper - just two to mark off - and not even on the same line dammit.

Ooo, I was too drunk to read straight & missed one - I'm up to three.
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Old 03-16-2018, 02:01 PM   #3821
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Gospel according to Bob, verses 28 -31: And whosoever shall utter my name in a private place are to be pitied for I don't exist for I am a pigment of a colourful imagination. Whosoever shall utter my name in a public place will be ridiculed for their stupidity. They will be legally harassed until they depart that place and go unto another that is private. And there, they shall dwell in peace for it is written that Man has a right to be who he is - as long as he does not inflict HIS upon THEIRS.

Here endeth this morning's lesson.
Why do Christians scare you so much?

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Old 03-16-2018, 02:54 PM   #3822
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Hertz? You seriously spend your time in this manne.?No one is forcing you to read anything. Nothing better to do, eh?

One of the Bible quotes you all love so much will sink into your hardened hearts and brain and then someday, you'll be posting from the other side of the fence as a Christian.

Andrew and I are just planting the seeds of Faith. It's up to you to make a decision.

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Ooo, the old bitch is beginning to wet her knickers.

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Old 03-16-2018, 02:56 PM   #3823
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Why do Christians scare you so much?

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christards don't scare me, that's why I confront the bastards. If they scared me, I wouldn't go near them you stupid old hag.

We've been over this and done it to death. I think KA is right. Your mind is going. You don't remember things that we've already discussed. Here's another example.

You obviously don't understand because you are a twatish, stupid christard.

Here's to me bagging a brace of dub-ass christards tomorrow.

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Old 03-16-2018, 03:16 PM   #3824
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I don't give a rat's ass what you do. What's the matter, too long for your brain to comprehend?

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Nope. The post looked like the same old bollocks. Your posts are old and tired - just like you, in fact, you old hag. FFS, can't you come up with something new? Then we might actually take some interest.

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Old 03-16-2018, 03:20 PM   #3825
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Hey Smelly, they always say " Do what you do best." If watching dogs fucking around in the ass flips your trigger you are are one perverted sicko.

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I rather thought that you were going to comment on that post, old hag. Did it make you knickers wet, you dirty old cow?

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