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04-03-2010, 09:23 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-03-2010, 09:28 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Inklandia
Posts: 3,389
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8) "Let's play a game called, 'Where did he touch you?'. This is a doll. I ask, 'Where did he touch you?' and you point to the hands. I ask you, 'Are you sure?' and you say yes.
If religion were based on facts, it would be called science, and no one would believe it. -- Stephen Colbert |
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04-03-2010, 04:21 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: inside a hill
Posts: 2,910
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7) foreplay is for sinners. Jesus wants you to drop your pants right now.
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04-03-2010, 05:25 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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  "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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04-03-2010, 08:21 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: prick up your ears
Posts: 20,553
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6) Not-so-extreme unction (always followed by extreme unction)
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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04-04-2010, 08:01 AM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
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5) Nun.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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04-04-2010, 10:14 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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Quote:
 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-04-2010, 10:22 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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4) Special Prayer
Prayer before Molestation - "No Other Treasure Besides Thee" I will have no other treasure besides thee, good altar boy! My heart shall no longer seek its best-beloved; it has found him. My love shall no more languish far from the house of God, now that I know the dwelling-place of little boys. Oh, draw me now entirely to thee, divine lover, my mind with all its thoughts, my heart with all its desires and affections, my will with all its actions, my body with all is senses, my throbbing cock full of anointment, that I may no longer pleasure myself but blow my wad in thee! The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-04-2010, 01:43 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
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 "Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it." "Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H. "Reality, the God alternative" |
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04-04-2010, 01:56 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Mongrel Nation
Posts: 4,839
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3) Long dresses make neat teepees.
thank goodness he's on our side |
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04-04-2010, 02:07 PM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
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2) a nice paedo-cure
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04-04-2010, 02:09 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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04-04-2010, 02:33 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Chandler- Arizona
Posts: 14,227
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Ahh, as Leo X once said, the fable of Christ has giving us the Vatican, let us enjoy it along many an ephebes's arse. Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus. |
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04-04-2010, 02:42 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
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Quote:
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it." "Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H. "Reality, the God alternative" |
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04-04-2010, 02:49 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Mongrel Nation
Posts: 4,839
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Quote:
thank goodness he's on our side |
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