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11-19-2011, 02:34 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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 Ahem. "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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11-19-2011, 03:29 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Mongrel Nation
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9) Robot Nessie
 thank goodness he's on our side |
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11-19-2011, 05:41 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Great Ocean Road
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1) Pickajew
 Egor loves to tell us that he is writing a book, but he only started chapter one on the weekend. What are the top ten suggestions for titles of the other chapters? 10) Jesus and the art of cleaning jizz stains off my taekwondo suit. Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii Last edited by Kinich Ahau; 11-19-2011 at 06:04 PM. |
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11-20-2011, 12:51 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,614
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9) Why a solid turd is good evidence for god.
Stop the Holy See men! |
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11-20-2011, 09:45 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 9,613
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8) Other religions are not the same! Intelligence and how to avoid it.
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry |
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11-20-2011, 11:42 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,328
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7) How those atheists will shun you if you appear to be a disingenuous, condescending, dishonest, preaching twat/A Memoir of the Raving Atheists Forum - Part 1
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11-20-2011, 11:47 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,328
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11-20-2011, 11:49 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
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Location: Britland
Posts: 13,614
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6) Handjobs for Jesus:
 Stop the Holy See men! |
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11-20-2011, 11:52 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,328
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5) Earning Your Stripes: Preaching for Jesus to people who don't give a flying fuck about your cult.
A Memoir of the Raving Atheists Forum - Part Two |
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11-20-2011, 11:57 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,328
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5a)
Maintaining your faith when diabolical heathens ask probing questions regarding your faith: Hit 'Ignore'. |
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11-20-2011, 01:27 PM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,614
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5b) How to believe in God & Jesus Christ - and NOT be a Christian.
Stop the Holy See men! |
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11-20-2011, 04:59 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Puerto Rico
Posts: 9,775
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4) Do I like luxury?
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly. H. L. Mencken |
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11-30-2011, 12:58 PM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
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3) Read My Awesome Blog or I'll Shoot This Puppy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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11-30-2011, 01:03 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Around the way
Posts: 12,641
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2.) If you don't see a good person staring back at you in the mirror, congratulations! You're a Christian.
"So many gods, so many creeds! So many paths that wind and wind, when just the art of being kind is all this sad world needs." --Ella Wheeler Wilcox |
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11-30-2011, 07:38 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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And the number one chapter title of Egor's new stupid book:
1.) How God and Egor will destroy atheism with lies, cries, Jesus toast, and Tae Kwon Do! What are the top ten things that Egor wants Santa Claus to bring him for Christmas? 10.) A new atheist forum to spam with retarded apologies for theist dogma. The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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