Old 01-08-2012, 06:53 AM   #8626
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8 ) The Council of Nicea decided ALL THE BOOKS ARE WIN!

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Old 01-08-2012, 03:16 PM   #8627
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If Drambuie had not been created, bonny prince Charlie may have reclaimed the British throne for Rome, leading to more efficient guillotine design & early socialist Europe.

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Old 01-08-2012, 03:51 PM   #8628
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7) Jeebus and Judas went through with that civil ceremony.

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Old 01-08-2012, 05:22 PM   #8629
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6) At the moment God ejaculated, he instead pulled out and shot his wad in Virgin Mary's face.

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Old 01-08-2012, 08:33 PM   #8630
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5) if he really could turn water into wine I doubt they would have ever made it to Jerusalem

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Old 01-09-2012, 03:28 AM   #8631
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4) In the beginning, there was already something. So God said "eh, fuck it".
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:02 PM   #8632
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4) In the beginning, there was already something. So God said "eh, fuck it".
Do you suppose that God is a pious person who prays to his creator in thanks?

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Old 01-09-2012, 04:55 PM   #8633
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Do you suppose that God is a pious person who prays to his creator in thanks?
And I suppose that creator prays to its creator, and so forth? Where does it END Ghoulslime?

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Old 01-09-2012, 04:56 PM   #8634
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3. If Paul had died on the road to Damascus and never started his PR campaign for Christianity.

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Old 01-09-2012, 07:08 PM   #8635
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And I suppose that creator prays to its creator, and so forth? Where does it END Ghoulslime?
Of course the creator of the creator of the universe prays to its creator, and that creator to his own creator, and so on - infinitely regressing gratitude...well...until it finally reaches the leprechauns, who just laugh at these wankers for being too stupid to realize that this was all just one big joke anyhow.

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Old 01-09-2012, 07:10 PM   #8636
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Of course the creator of the creator of the universe prays to its creator, and that creator to his own creator, and so on - infinitely regressing gratitude...well...until it finally reaches the leprechauns, who just laugh at these wankers for being too stupid to realize that this was all just one big joke anyhow.
Oh, geez, it HAD to be leprechauns....

So, they're responsible for all this, then?

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Old 01-09-2012, 07:12 PM   #8637
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Oh, geez, it HAD to be leprechauns....

So, they're responsible for all this, then?
Well, yeah! The leprechauns of the gaps fill in all of the cracks with pleasure.

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Old 01-09-2012, 07:13 PM   #8638
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Well, yeah! The leprechauns of the gaps fill in all of the cracks with pleasure.
Of course.

You gonna put a #2 on this list or shall I?

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Old 01-09-2012, 07:21 PM   #8639
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Of course.

You gonna put a #2 on this list or shall I?
Work it slowly, baby! Jesus likes to take his time!

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Old 01-09-2012, 07:22 PM   #8640
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Work it slowly, baby! Jesus likes to take his time!
So sorry. I shall be the soul of patience.


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