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01-30-2006, 08:39 PM
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8.) The Supremes
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01-30-2006, 09:01 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: prick up your ears
Posts: 20,553
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7) The sodomites (they'll fuck you up)
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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01-30-2006, 10:37 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
Posts: 10,218
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6) The Chosen, an all-Orthodox Jewish Basketball team.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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01-30-2006, 11:46 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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5) The Angels, but it wouldn't be baseball....maybe roller derby
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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01-31-2006, 01:36 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
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4) The Miracles
3) The Holey Sox "Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it." "Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H. "Reality, the God alternative" |
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01-31-2006, 12:59 PM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
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2) The Almighty Ducks
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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01-31-2006, 01:34 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: State College
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1) Shiva and the Superfriends
Top Ten things Jesus would do if he came to earth today. 10) Bitchslap Pat Robertson. "Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence." -Richard Dawkins |
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01-31-2006, 01:35 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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9) Eat a ham sammich
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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01-31-2006, 01:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
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8) Get drunk, then call up Mary Magdeleine.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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01-31-2006, 02:20 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
Posts: 10,218
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7) Run around screaming and crying like a girl, terrified of all the magic things - airplanes, cars, iPods, etc.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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01-31-2006, 03:35 PM
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6.) Audition for the sequel to The Passion Of The Christ...and be rejected.
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01-31-2006, 04:16 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: inside a hill
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5) Nothing. He would be magically teleported in the middle of a busy highway only to get run over by a bus |
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01-31-2006, 04:45 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northeast
Posts: 1,711
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4) Go nuts hearing his name mentioned every 2 seconds... That would be freaky...
To pray is to verbalize that which some may have difficulty saying aloud in everyday life, in an effort to gain support or smarts from an outside source. I have no need for prayer. I am able to rationalize within my mind, and have no problem speaking it. |
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01-31-2006, 05:00 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
Posts: 10,218
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3) Get really upset because everywhere he looks he sees the Implement of Torture and Execution - the Cross.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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01-31-2006, 05:04 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northeast
Posts: 1,711
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2) Enter a tough man competition.
To pray is to verbalize that which some may have difficulty saying aloud in everyday life, in an effort to gain support or smarts from an outside source. I have no need for prayer. I am able to rationalize within my mind, and have no problem speaking it. |
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