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Old 02-05-2013, 03:45 AM   #256
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Try this for a bit of fun.
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In June, year 6 pupils will sit a National Test in spelling, grammar and punctuation. But how good is your knowledge of technical English? Take our quiz for students, teachers and grammar fans
If ILJ beats my 12, then I'll know he's a lying twat!

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Old 02-05-2013, 04:21 AM   #257
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8 out of 14. I must be better at guessing than I thought!
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Old 02-05-2013, 04:59 AM   #258
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8 from 14 as well. It must be the Australian average.

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Old 02-05-2013, 05:06 AM   #259
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:27 AM   #260
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11 for me.

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Old 02-05-2013, 07:41 AM   #261
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Darn, only 11. 7,8, & 11 were my wrong answers. 11 was an oops I probably should've got, but 7&8 are incorrectly scored (that's my opinion and I'm sticking to it!).

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Old 02-05-2013, 07:53 AM   #262
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I missed question 11. Even though I got 13 correct, I guessed because I wasn't sure what a prepositional is.

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Old 02-05-2013, 07:59 AM   #263
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tee hee- all correct-

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Old 02-05-2013, 08:00 AM   #264
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love the cartoons

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Old 02-05-2013, 08:03 AM   #265
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tee hee- all correct-

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Old 02-05-2013, 08:04 AM   #266
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I had to dig deep and actually think about a couple of them tho

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Old 02-05-2013, 08:06 AM   #267
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I didn't check which ones I got right or wrong the first time, so I did it again and got 11. I'm going for 13 next time.

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Old 02-05-2013, 08:11 AM   #268
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love the cartoons
It is Ronald Searle from one of the St Trinian's books. I remember the gerund pictures from reading them as a child and looked it up.

Ironically it is the only reason I know what a gerund is. We certainly didn't study it at school, or if we did I wasn't listening.

We didn't do anything more than basic grammar at school. (The seventies) Most of what I now know, I picked up later from learning Spanish.

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Old 02-06-2013, 04:41 PM   #269
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got 12. and flat out guessed on a couple. not bad considering the poor excuse of a public educational system in which I was educated as a young lad.

I'm gonna make some of my English major friends take it. One of em, a junior, who brags about her ability to read Shakespeare effortlessly couldn't spell 'infallible' or 'miscellaneous' correctly to save her own life.


I can spell both, no problem, but I need Shakespeare translated into modern English- funny how the brain works.
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Old 02-07-2013, 02:04 AM   #270
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I've always found Shakespeare's writing to be the biggest load of tedious, uninteresting shite forced upon me as a youngster. I failed every exam with him in and shivered at the thought of facing more of his bollocks.

I did like the Doctor Who portrayal though - a dense womaniser with severe halitosis!

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