02-18-2008, 06:34 AM
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#2251
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General of the Attacking Army
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 12,904
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Wait a minute, I've seen that fat chick before...
I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow
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02-18-2008, 06:35 AM
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#2252
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General of the Attacking Army
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 12,904
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I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow
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02-18-2008, 11:55 AM
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#2253
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Chandler- Arizona
Posts: 14,227
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Quote:
Professor Chaos wrote
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Praise be Penis-Christ which has manifested itself in this holy corpuscle filled with evolving bacterial cultures that have expressed themselves with this image. Move over Toast Mary and burrito Christ.
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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02-18-2008, 09:09 PM
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#2254
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still unsmited
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,661
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Quote:
Professor Chaos wrote
Get. My. Quarterback. Off. That. Fat. Chick.
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Hey! Maybe he likes 'em big and squishy! Don't judge, man!!
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02-18-2008, 10:10 PM
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#2255
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Chandler- Arizona
Posts: 14,227
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Quote:
Gnosital wrote
Hey! Maybe he likes 'em big and squishy! Don't judge, man!!
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Penis-Christ manifest itself in mysterious ways. Sometimes he appears big and squishy, other times he appears drooling and withdrawn with curly hairs covering his one all seeing eye.
I like his erect manifestation, when he is leaning with a petulant air on his companion life spreading spheres, been alert, perked up, trembling with anxiety at not knowing what to expect from the recondite depths of the cavernous unfamiliar abyss where he must deposit his offerings.....and then there is that bouncing kevlar reinforced hymen that he could encounter....
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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02-18-2008, 10:54 PM
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#2256
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still unsmited
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,661
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Quote:
calpurnpiso wrote
Penis-Christ manifest itself in mysterious ways. Sometimes he appears big and squishy, other times he appears drooling and withdrawn with curly hairs covering his one all seeing eye.
I like his erect manifestation, when he is leaning with a petulant air on his companion life spreading spheres, been alert, perked up, trembling with anxiety at not knowing what to expect from the recondite depths of the cavernous unfamiliar abyss where he must deposit his offerings.....and then there is that bouncing kevlar reinforced hymen that he could encounter....
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Cal, I don't know how, but you manged to take something as fun as fucking and make it sound like jumping off a cliff. A really creepy cliff.
It's a rare talent you have.
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02-19-2008, 09:41 AM
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#2257
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Chandler- Arizona
Posts: 14,227
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In nomini Pene-Pater, et pene-filius, et pene-spiritu sancti....Amen-Ra.
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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02-22-2008, 03:55 AM
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#2258
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Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Finland
Posts: 204
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Dunno if this has been posted already, but....
"The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish." ~Albert Einstein
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02-22-2008, 06:35 AM
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#2259
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General of the Attacking Army
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 12,904
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Yes, the little white square with the red "x" in it has been posted several times already.
I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow
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02-22-2008, 06:47 AM
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#2260
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Puerto Rico
Posts: 9,775
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pc! be nice!!
bad bad boy!
sit! stay! heel!!
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
H. L. Mencken
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02-22-2008, 02:11 PM
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#2261
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Chandler- Arizona
Posts: 14,227
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Quote:
Eva wrote
pc! be nice!!
bad bad boy!
sit! stay! heel!!
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Yup, stay boy and flex.
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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02-25-2008, 02:49 PM
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#2262
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Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Finland
Posts: 204
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Damn, I swear that image was online when I posted it. I wonder what happened to it.
"The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish." ~Albert Einstein
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02-26-2008, 07:30 AM
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#2263
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General of the Attacking Army
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 12,904
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I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow
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02-26-2008, 09:28 AM
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#2264
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Chandler- Arizona
Posts: 14,227
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The degree of infection in the world today. Religious-psychosis is a pandemic due to FAARBAT ( Faith Anomaly Accepting Religious Beliefs As True )
This Cognition acceleration ( which happen over 6 million years ago) is, IMHEO, what made the primate brain slowly evolved into the one we have today.
The vast majority of us are in denial, regardless of the education we get, we can NOT accept the fact we are nothing more than freaks of nature. Crazy stinking mutated monkeys that THINK. Our species is nothing more than the cancer of planets. The most feared disease a planet can have
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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02-26-2008, 07:31 PM
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#2265
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Guest
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Spider-Jesus, spider-Jesus,
Does whatever a spider-Jesus does...
Bishop Baraga shrine...a scary sight on a cliff overlooking Lake Superior which I drive by on my way back to the real world.
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