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11-09-2011, 01:23 AM

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MaleficVTwin

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Kick some ass for Jesus.

Jesus wants your opponent to have a crooked nose and permanent nerve damage.

My favorite bit:

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Hughes' t-shirt doesn't read "Deathclutch" or "Affliction" like other fighters, but instead has two Bible verses: "The Lord our God is one" and "Even though I was once a blasphemer and a persecutor and a violent man, I was shown mercy ..."

What are you now?

The Cow Says:

You are a vile piece of work. And you can't write worth a damn.

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11-12-2011, 09:17 AM

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Smellyoldgit

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My eyes are watering - badly.

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A mother of four who admitted biting her boyfriend's scrotum during a drunken row has been given a suspended jail term. Maria Topp, 44, from Gateshead, attacked Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat in February.
The 45-year-old DJ needed 19 stitches to a wound on his scrotum.

Stop the Holy See men!

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11-12-2011, 09:39 AM	#8673
MaleficVTwin Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Reno NV Posts: 740	The Cow Says: You are a vile piece of work. And you can't write worth a damn.

11-12-2011, 09:43 AM	#8674
Kate Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The North Coast Posts: 15,428	Hey, chin up! He's got a hell of a scar to show off now. "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.

11-12-2011, 12:22 PM	#8675
MaleficVTwin Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Reno NV Posts: 740	Not really the kind of thing you'd want to show off to the mates down at the pub, though. The Cow Says: You are a vile piece of work. And you can't write worth a damn.

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11-12-2011, 12:33 PM

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ghoulslime

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My eyes are watering - badly.

45 stitches for 69 gone bad! It adds up to a really bad start to their holiday season.

The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator

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11-12-2011, 12:36 PM	#8677
ubs I Live Here Join Date: May 2007 Location: So Cal Posts: 5,193	Who picks a fight with someone whose teeth are inches from your scrot? "You fuggly bitch! I mean....sorry." Never give a zombie girl a piggy back ride.

11-12-2011, 12:50 PM	#8678
Kate Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The North Coast Posts: 15,428	My thoughts exactly. "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.

11-12-2011, 01:04 PM	#8679
Irreligious I Live Here Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Around the way Posts: 12,641	Blindly drunk people do the damndest things, huh? "So many gods, so many creeds! So many paths that wind and wind, when just the art of being kind is all this sad world needs." --Ella Wheeler Wilcox

11-14-2011, 05:41 PM	#8680
Kate Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The North Coast Posts: 15,428	My winter boots from 1983 have given up the proverbial ghost. I want these: ...but do not have the obligatory Storm Trooper armor to pull that look off. Or the height, for that matter. "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.

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11-14-2011, 09:38 PM

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Sternwallow

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My winter boots from 1983 have given up the proverbial ghost. I want these:

...but do not have the obligatory Storm Trooper armor to pull that look off. Or the height, for that matter.

Dynamite doesn't need to be tall.

"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"

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11-15-2011, 04:41 AM	#8682
Kate Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The North Coast Posts: 15,428	"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.

11-15-2011, 05:51 AM	#8683
Philboid Studge Organ Donator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Beastly Muck Posts: 13,136	Katers I hope you're a better shot than a Stormtrooper.

11-15-2011, 06:52 AM	#8684
Kate Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The North Coast Posts: 15,428	You know it! But "missing" does have its entertainment value... "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.

11-15-2011, 07:07 AM	#8685
Kinich Ahau Obsessed Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Great Ocean Road Posts: 2,917	Kate, sometimes it's better to be a bit smaller if you want to be a stormtrooper. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E93qQhzKjIU Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii

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