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Old 12-28-2009, 02:30 PM   #1
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Clipboard The Universally Stupid And Evil God ~ Quotes

If you've at the galactic stupid atheist quotes thread, take a break and chuckle at this. Because these quotes are derived from a man made book that billions of people live up to, as the one and only true word of a perfect being they live to please!

12For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it. (Matthew 19:12)

Ball-less for god! Amen!



Talk about galactically stupid!

Oh you just know there' more! 66 Books worth, in fact. (or Fiction, as the case may be.) LINK
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Old 12-28-2009, 02:36 PM   #2
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Good link, thanks. It's now in my 'favorites'.

Atheism is a strictly non-prophet organization. - Carlin
And the Catholic Cow sez: "The Inquisition was a legal proceeding.
Victims had rights, trials, etc."
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Old 12-28-2009, 02:40 PM   #3
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Blush

Ridiculous Bible Verses (You Tube) LINK


Psalm 137:8-9 (New American Standard Bible)
8: O daughter of Babylon, you devastated one,
How blessed will be the one who repays you
With the recompense with which you have repaid us.
9: How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rock.






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Old 12-28-2009, 02:57 PM   #4
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Ridiculous Bible Verses (You Tube) LINK


Psalm 137:8-9 (New American Standard Bible)
8: O daughter of Babylon, you devastated one,
How blessed will be the one who repays you
With the recompense with which you have repaid us.
9: How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rock.





Start off the New Year right. Stupid, Sadistic, Bible Verses Calendars. (LINK) <Not intended as Spam.
Do you not realise that it is Babylon (he) that is maent?

Are you aware that the moment of Jesus' resurrection the Old Testament was gone for ever? Previous to that being in the family of God had depended on ethnicity but after Jesus' resurrection anyone and everyone has the right to become a citizen of the community of the Spirit.
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:04 PM   #5
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Are you aware that the moment of Jesus' resurrection the Old Testament was gone for ever?
Someone call the Bible editor. He keeps including the OT in every release. How embarassed he's going to be when he realizes that faux-pas!

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Old 12-28-2009, 03:18 PM   #6
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Someone call the Bible editor. He keeps including the OT in every release. How embarassed he's going to be when he realizes that faux-pas!
You know exactly what I mean.

Jesus is and was the fulfillment of the O.T.
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:22 PM   #7
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You know exactly what I mean.
No, I don't. You Christards have completely different interpretations, so i don't assume to know what you might mean.

Are the 10 Commandments still in effect?

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Old 12-28-2009, 03:33 PM   #8
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You know exactly what I mean.

Jesus is and was the fulfillment of the O.T.
No he was not. And Jesus never said otherwise.

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Old 12-28-2009, 03:14 PM   #9
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You are woefully ignorant of the Christ myth, Sopater. Like so many Christians, you actually (erroneously) believe that Jesus fulfilled the prophecy and as such the OT law (first five books of Moses /Pentateuch) does not apply.

This is wrong! And Jesus never said otherwise.
Isaiah 42:21 (King James Version)


21The LORD is well pleased for his righteousness' sake; he will magnify the law, and make it honourable.


Matthew 5:17-19

States quite clearly that Jesus did not fulfill the law, but perfected it. And as the verses state, not until heaven and earth have passed away...

It's clear, heaven and earth have not passed away.



See: 1 John 2:2-6 For further proof that your understanding is in error.
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:24 PM   #10
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. Like so many Christians, you actually (erroneously) believe that Jesus fulfilled the prophecy and as such the OT law (first five books of Moses /Pentateuch) does not apply.
Jesus is not just the fulfillment of the O.T. he is also the fulfillment of the N.T.

You need to run your theology through an understanding of the Kingdom of God.

"Repent for the K.O.G. is near"

If you do not understand the K.O.G. you cannot hope to understand.

You need to go back to first basics and rebuild your knowledge base.
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Old 12-28-2009, 04:16 PM   #11
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Jesus is not just the fulfillment of the O.T. he is also the fulfillment of the N.T.

You need to run your theology through an understanding of the Kingdom of God.

"Repent for the K.O.G. is near"

If you do not understand the K.O.G. you cannot hope to understand.

You need to go back to first basics and rebuild your knowledge base.
You need to actually comprehend the book you hold as inerrant. (It's far from)


Galatians 3:17 (King James Version)


17And this I say, that the covenant, that was confirmed before of God in Christ, the law, which was four hundred and thirty years after, cannot disannul, that it should make the promise of none effect.
(So as to help your understanding:
Galatians 3:17 (New American Standard Bible)


17What I am saying is this: the Law, which came (A)four hundred and thirty years later, does not invalidate a covenant previously ratified by God, so as to nullify the promise.




Galatians 5:3 For I testify again to every man that is circumcised, that he is a debtor to do the whole law.
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Old 12-28-2009, 04:40 PM   #12
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Jesus is not just the fulfillment of the O.T. he is also the fulfillment of the N.T.

You need to run your theology through an understanding of the Kingdom of God.

"Repent for the K.O.G. is near"

If you do not understand the K.O.G. you cannot hope to understand.

You need to go back to first basics and rebuild your knowledge base.
You obviously do not understand the Kingdom of God in the slightest. You are not justified in presuming to reference nor to explain the Kingdom of God to anyone.

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Old 12-29-2009, 05:35 PM   #13
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You are woefully ignorant of the Christ myth, Sopater. Like so many Christians, you actually (erroneously) believe that Jesus fulfilled the prophecy and as such the OT law (first five books of Moses /Pentateuch) does not apply.
What do you mean when you say he is in error? What is this correct interpretation that you claim to have? How do you know that you are right?

How can you write off the actual understanding of the Christian church?

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This is wrong! And Jesus never said otherwise.
Isaiah 42:21 (King James Version)


21The LORD is well pleased for his righteousness' sake; he will magnify the law, and make it honourable.


Matthew 5:17-19

States quite clearly that Jesus did not fulfill the law, but perfected it. And as the verses state, not until heaven and earth have passed away...

It's clear, heaven and earth have not passed away.
The law hasn't passed away, but the covenant between God and the Jews has been superceded by a new covenant. Read the NT.


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See: 1 John 2:2-6 For further proof that your understanding is in error.
What further proof? Whoever claims to live in him must ... what? Obey the OT law? No. Must walk as Jesus did.
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Old 12-28-2009, 04:34 PM   #14
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Do you not realise that it is Babylon (he) that is maent?

Are you aware that the moment of Jesus' resurrection the Old Testament was gone for ever? Previous to that being in the family of God had depended on ethnicity but after Jesus' resurrection anyone and everyone has the right to become a citizen of the community of the Spirit.
By what authority do you suggest that "How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rock." is not part of God's imperishable word, completely applicable to persons today as it was back then?

How are you wise enough to substitute Babylon, a whole civilization, for the object of that evil bargain: blessing for bashing?

How do you dare to cancel all of the OT laws from the eternal God, including the Ten Commandments?

In what possible context is it not evil to approvingly advocate "dashes your little ones against the rock"? How is that not worse than a sterile abortion?

Couldn't you use a few gallons of humility before bringing your twisted interpretation of an already twisted document to us or anyone not in your personal twisted circle.

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Old 12-29-2009, 06:15 PM   #15
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By what authority do you suggest that "How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rock." is not part of God's imperishable word, completely applicable to persons today as it was back then?
Well, it is part of the Bible, and it can be interpreted, understood and applied today using the same ways as it was in the past.

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How are you wise enough to substitute Babylon, a whole civilization, for the object of that evil bargain: blessing for bashing?
I guess anybody wise enough to read and understand the context can come to that conclusion. Perhaps it would be better to ask yourself what conclusions people have actually come to in the Church and in Judaism, rather than generating faux outrage at how it ought to be understood in your opinion?

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How do you dare to cancel all of the OT laws from the eternal God, including the Ten Commandments?
I think Sopater may have over spoken. The OT laws are not all cancelled. They are all superceded. The authority comes from the Bible itself and the way it has been understood by the Church since it's earliest times.

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In what possible context is it not evil to approvingly advocate "dashes your little ones against the rock"? How is that not worse than a sterile abortion?
I'm sure many oppressed peoples over the ages would identify with the feeling of wanting to harm those who oppressed them. Psalms is a book of prayer that covers a range of human responses and emotions. It's not always pretty, but then life is not always pretty. Any spiritual scheme needs to speak to these things to be of value.

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Couldn't you use a few gallons of humility before bringing your twisted interpretation of an already twisted document to us or anyone not in your personal twisted circle.
ditto
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