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07-29-2009, 04:46 PM
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General of the Attacking Army
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Wanking Tunes
So I'm at my sister's house on vacation one day last week and the song "Turning Japanese" comes on her iPod. I asked her if she knew that it was about wanking, and explained it to her.
Later, "Blister in the Sun" came on. So I started thinking, I wonder if I could make an entire CD comprised of songs about wanking. "Longview" by Green Day "I Touch Myself" by...that chick Any other suggestions? Oh, and hello everyone.  I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow |
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07-29-2009, 05:20 PM
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He who walks among the theists
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Oh, look who decided to make an appearance! About fucking time!
Good to see you again. Is this a brief visit, or are you planning on sticking around? By the way, the song you're talking about I think is by the Divinyls. I'll try to think of some others. "The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." George Bernard Shaw |
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07-29-2009, 05:56 PM
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General of the Attacking Army
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I've been extremely busy watching my local sports teams winning championships all year.
But now that the only thing going on is baseball... I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow |
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07-29-2009, 07:37 PM
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where he fuck have you been and will you please not go there again??
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly. H. L. Mencken |
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07-29-2009, 08:03 PM
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Organ Donator
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Someone told me about turning Japanese being a meat twirling song when it came out (before you were born).
I saw Barbarella tonight for first time; it's a wanking film. Any song by Phil Collns is a wanker song. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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07-29-2009, 10:48 PM
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The above is the correct form for listing song titles. Artist space hyphen space title! thank goodness he's on our side |
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07-30-2009, 12:22 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
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Guaranteed to put anybody off wanking for life;
The Who - Pictures of Lily.  Stop the Holy See men! |
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07-30-2009, 02:07 AM
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Obsessed Member
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Quote:
 But no, no ,no. When it's a group you must leave off the The. Like this: Sex Pistols - Friggin' In The Riggin' thank goodness he's on our side |
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07-30-2009, 05:59 AM
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Organ Donator
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What's the correct form for listing albums?
Rolling Stones - Sticky Fingers ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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07-30-2009, 06:42 AM
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I Live Here
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Any Christer Hymnal is a book of wanking tunes, though one should milk the weasel in a reverent manner.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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08-01-2009, 08:14 AM
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General of the Attacking Army
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Any other suggestions? How about suggestions for a CD about Cleveland Steamers? I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow |
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08-01-2009, 08:15 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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 "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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08-01-2009, 08:24 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
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Stop the Holy See men! |
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08-01-2009, 08:48 AM
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Organ Donator
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Neil Young - Ohio
Gotta get down to it ... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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08-01-2009, 08:52 AM
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Organ Donator
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Rolling Stones, The - Rocks Off
Headed for the overload, Splattered on the dirty road... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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