Old 05-13-2010, 02:33 AM   #1321
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Stop now, before you embarrass yourself even further, you thick cunt.
My only embarrassment is engaging with you, I know you are what am I? And I like it!
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Old 05-13-2010, 06:40 AM   #1322
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Do you love it so?

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Old 05-13-2010, 09:56 AM   #1323
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OK, Cal, you are also a thick cunt.

I aim to please.
It's better to be a thick cunt than a thin cunt...

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Old 05-13-2010, 10:11 AM   #1324
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I'll take your word on that, Cal.

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Old 05-13-2010, 10:27 AM   #1325
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I'll take your word on that, Cal.
No need to, do this experiment which I did many times when I was young, handsome, virile, energetic, ignorant of what I know now, having a lord & savior that constantly resurrected wanted to visit cunts, & you will find out for yourself. It'll be fun to do.

Unfortunately I can not post photos of the vast collection of cunts that I have. BAck in 1967 I had lots of girls allowing me to photograph ONLY their cunts for a large paintings that I was doing that featured a large cave ( a cunt )on a mountain, where men with ladders, ropes etc were attempting to storm. One had to look at the painting with a dirty mind to see it was actually a cunt.
Since I didn't show their faces, girls didn't mind posing...I also show them the mystery of the kingdom of god...

During Eucharist:


OK, Hire two women for the experiment. One endowed with a thick labia majora & the other with a thin labia. You'll find out the one with a thick cunt is more cushy, engulfing, rhythmic, enhancing to the coitus...unless you have a miniature Penis-Christ, then thin cunts would be ok...

This model didn't mind showing her face for the Lord guarantee to give her His grace



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Old 05-13-2010, 11:10 AM   #1326
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No, really, Call, I'll take your word on it. <slowly backs out of the room>

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Let me guess, without clicking 'view post'.
The oft presented Cal kissing tit? and/or other soft porn of the penis-christ variety?

Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:28 PM   #1329
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I don't know, because his pictures are blocked at my work, but the text itself is plenty creepy on its own.

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Old 05-13-2010, 01:12 PM   #1330
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Let me guess, without clicking 'view post'.
The oft presented Cal kissing tit? and/or other soft porn of the penis-christ variety?
Bingo!

Sorry, Cal. Couldn't resist.

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Old 05-13-2010, 01:17 PM   #1331
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Bingo!
I love it so!

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Old 05-13-2010, 04:44 PM   #1332
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Bingo!

Sorry, Cal. Couldn't resist.
That's OK, that's what my Christophrenia infected caves used to say when my resurrected Lord entered their caves touching the sacred G spot. Oh Bingo, Oh Bingo......but they also reverently said:

Oh GOd..Yes,,Oh God, for this man...Oh Yes....Oh God....from that moment on I realize who god truly was.....

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Old 05-13-2010, 04:46 PM   #1333
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I love it so!
Who?.. the Lord & savior Penis-Christ?.....you better, He is the reason you exist. ....

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Old 05-13-2010, 04:48 PM   #1334
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...gee, I was going to post 100 more pictures of me doing religious acts. ...why do you have against god?

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Old 08-09-2010, 04:43 PM   #1335
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Poor, poor wanker.

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