View Poll Results: Why is Francis here?
An atheist fucked his girl(boy)friend 3 9.68%
All the atheists in his class did better than his 2.0 0 0%
An atheist took his milk money 3 9.68%
Inferiority complex 6 19.35%
Snowboard refrigerator lightbulb batshit batshit batshit 11 35.48%
Trying to hook up with Lily 8 25.81%
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:25 PM   #1
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Toiletpaper Why is Francis here?

Why the fuck is this douche so obsessed with telling atheists how horrible they are, and how great he is?

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Old 12-06-2007, 02:26 PM   #2
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I was thinking the same

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Old 12-06-2007, 02:30 PM   #3
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There was no "All of the above" option, so I had to choose one. I think the Inferiority complex comes closest.

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:31 PM   #4
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I think Chris is paying him to stick around for stupidity/entertainment value.
Plus the fact he's absoulutely batshit.

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Old 12-06-2007, 02:40 PM   #5
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People Putting People Down

....a song by John Prine

People that are sad, sometimes they wear a frown
People that are kings, sometimes they wear a crown
But the people that don't fit
Get the only fun they get
From people puttin' people down
People puttin' people down.

People without love, sometimes build a fence around
The garden up above that makes the whole world go 'round
But all the people that don't fit
Get the only fun they get
From people puttin' people down
People puttin' people down.

You may love your wife, you may lose your family
You may lose you mind just to keep your sanity
But the people that don't fit
Get the only fun they get
From people puttin' people down
People puttin' people down.

So, so cold, sometimes it gets so cold.

People that are glad, sometimes they wear a smile
People without dreams, they walk an extra mile
But the people that don't fit
Get the only fun they get
From people puttin' people down
People puttin' people down.

So cold, sometimes it gets so cold.
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:40 PM   #6
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There was no "All of the above" option, so I had to choose one. I think the Inferiority complex comes closest.
Yeah, tough to choose. That's why I rolled a dice to make my decision for me. I ended up with a "An atheist fucked his boyfriend/girlfriend"
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:42 PM   #7
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Martyr complex, more like. He is surely The Suffering Servant:

He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not.
Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted.
But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:47 PM   #8
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There's no 'He da man' option
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:55 PM   #9
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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Old 12-06-2007, 04:12 PM   #10
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Well, Christ-psychosis always have guilt feelings and masochistic tendencies. This feeling is inevitable since when they pray to imaginary friends they do not answer back.

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 12-06-2007, 04:15 PM   #11
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Francis is here for one reason: even though most of the people here think franny is a cunt, we are nevertheless his best friends. It doesn't get much sadder than that.

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Old 12-06-2007, 04:22 PM   #12
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I agree with Choobus. I believe he loves us.

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Old 12-06-2007, 04:26 PM   #13
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he's in denial, just like larry "the tapper" craig

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Old 12-06-2007, 09:46 PM   #14
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Yeah, I went with the milk money option. Franny's wounds go deep.
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Old 12-07-2007, 01:52 PM   #15
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FRANNY WATCH

here he is, spotted offering some kind of service to a passing group of sailors:


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