10-12-2009, 04:47 AM
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#91
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Stinkin' Mod
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Location: Britland
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I'd forgotten recently just how tranquil our beloved religion of peace had become.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8302055.stm
How stupid of me - I won't do it again.
Is there any hope for these tards?
Stop the Holy See men!
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10-12-2009, 08:12 AM
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#92
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
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Religion of Piece of Ass
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La propriété, c'est le vol ...
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10-12-2009, 05:47 PM
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#93
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Quote:
Philboid Studge wrote
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A fake hymen that bleeds when you fuck it! Cool! Jerry74 might be interested in using these in his asshole on Saturday nights.
How fucked up is a country and culture that even needs that shit? The head choppers in Egypt could counter this crafty device easily enough. They are just across the water from Italy. They could totally hire some Catholics to stand by after each Muslim wedding night fuck to lick a little of the blood off of cunt and staff to determine if it is genuine virgin blood. This could be the beginning of a new inter-religious ritual.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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10-12-2009, 05:49 PM
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#94
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Reno NV
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
A fake hymen that bleeds when you fuck it! Cool! Jerry74 might be interested in using these in his asshole on Saturday nights.
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Beer+sinus membranes=bad
The Cow Says:
You are a vile piece of work. And you can't write worth a damn.
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10-12-2009, 06:00 PM
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#95
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I Live Here
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Quote:
MaleficVTwin wrote
Beer+sinus membranes=bad
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It is a waste of good beer, and I believe it is a sin. In fact, I think it might be one of the Ten Commandments.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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10-12-2009, 06:22 PM
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#96
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Reno NV
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
It is a waste of good beer, and I believe it is a sin. In fact, I think it might be one of the Ten Commandments.
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Indeed.
How many lashes, then?
The Cow Says:
You are a vile piece of work. And you can't write worth a damn.
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10-12-2009, 06:44 PM
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#97
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I Live Here
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
A fake hymen that bleeds when you fuck it! Cool! Jerry74 might be interested in using these in his asshole on Saturday nights.
How fucked up is a country and culture that even needs that shit? The head choppers in Egypt could counter this crafty device easily enough. They are just across the water from Italy. They could totally hire some Catholics to stand by after each Muslim wedding night fuck to lick a little of the blood off of cunt and staff to determine if it is genuine virgin blood. This could be the beginning of a new inter-religious ritual.
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How about making it the big-three: have a rabbi suck the "bloody" staff as in circumcision.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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10-12-2009, 06:46 PM
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#98
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I Live Here
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Posts: 23,211
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Quote:
MaleficVTwin wrote
Indeed.
How many lashes, then?
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Good mascara makes lashes seem longer.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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10-12-2009, 07:02 PM
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#99
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Reno NV
Posts: 740
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Quote:
Sternwallow wrote
Good mascara makes lashes seem longer.
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The masochist in me likes the sound of that!!
The Cow Says:
You are a vile piece of work. And you can't write worth a damn.
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10-28-2009, 06:30 AM
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#100
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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Stop the Holy See men!
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11-05-2009, 06:59 AM
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#101
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Stardust
Posts: 897
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Ezekiel 23:20 (New Living Translation)
20 She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.
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11-05-2009, 08:22 AM
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#102
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
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Quote:
LEToxin wrote
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Quote:
Some stupid raghead twat wrote
"Allah turns the sword blows and bombs into angel kisses on the body of the martyr"
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This just caused one of my wild screaming fits.
I've frightened my poor dog.
Stop the Holy See men!
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11-07-2009, 08:45 AM
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#103
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I Live Here
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
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Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
Quote:
"Allah turns the sword blows and bombs into angel kisses on the body of the martyr"
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This just caused one of my wild screaming fits.
I've frightened my poor dog.
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Relax, that was not a good translation of the Moron's stupid propaganda. Here is a better version obtained from the good people at "South Park" productions: "Durka, durka, durka-durka, uh, durka durka.".
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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12-04-2009, 06:29 AM
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#104
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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It's been almost a month since we were reminded as to just how peaceful the wonderful religion of peace really is!
Is anybody keeping count of the raisins?
Stop the Holy See men!
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12-04-2009, 02:50 PM
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#105
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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