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Old 10-12-2009, 04:47 AM   #91
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I'd forgotten recently just how tranquil our beloved religion of peace had become.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8302055.stm

How stupid of me - I won't do it again.
Is there any hope for these tards?

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Old 10-12-2009, 08:12 AM   #92
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The is one fucked up country right there

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Old 10-12-2009, 05:47 PM   #93
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A fake hymen that bleeds when you fuck it! Cool! Jerry74 might be interested in using these in his asshole on Saturday nights.

How fucked up is a country and culture that even needs that shit? The head choppers in Egypt could counter this crafty device easily enough. They are just across the water from Italy. They could totally hire some Catholics to stand by after each Muslim wedding night fuck to lick a little of the blood off of cunt and staff to determine if it is genuine virgin blood. This could be the beginning of a new inter-religious ritual.

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Old 10-12-2009, 05:49 PM   #94
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A fake hymen that bleeds when you fuck it! Cool! Jerry74 might be interested in using these in his asshole on Saturday nights.
Beer+sinus membranes=bad

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Old 10-12-2009, 06:00 PM   #95
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It is a waste of good beer, and I believe it is a sin. In fact, I think it might be one of the Ten Commandments.

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Old 10-12-2009, 06:22 PM   #96
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It is a waste of good beer, and I believe it is a sin. In fact, I think it might be one of the Ten Commandments.
Indeed.

How many lashes, then?

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Old 10-12-2009, 06:44 PM   #97
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A fake hymen that bleeds when you fuck it! Cool! Jerry74 might be interested in using these in his asshole on Saturday nights.

How fucked up is a country and culture that even needs that shit? The head choppers in Egypt could counter this crafty device easily enough. They are just across the water from Italy. They could totally hire some Catholics to stand by after each Muslim wedding night fuck to lick a little of the blood off of cunt and staff to determine if it is genuine virgin blood. This could be the beginning of a new inter-religious ritual.
How about making it the big-three: have a rabbi suck the "bloody" staff as in circumcision.

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Old 10-12-2009, 06:46 PM   #98
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Indeed.

How many lashes, then?
Good mascara makes lashes seem longer.

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Old 10-12-2009, 07:02 PM   #99
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The masochist in me likes the sound of that!!

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Old 10-28-2009, 06:30 AM   #100
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What the fuck are they trying to achieve?

Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:59 AM   #101
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Black eyed virgins, man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&v=-uK7k4KBta0

Ezekiel 23:20 (New Living Translation)
20 She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:22 AM   #102
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"Allah turns the sword blows and bombs into angel kisses on the body of the martyr"
This just caused one of my wild screaming fits.
I've frightened my poor dog.

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Old 11-07-2009, 08:45 AM   #103
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"Allah turns the sword blows and bombs into angel kisses on the body of the martyr"
This just caused one of my wild screaming fits.
I've frightened my poor dog.
Relax, that was not a good translation of the Moron's stupid propaganda. Here is a better version obtained from the good people at "South Park" productions: "Durka, durka, durka-durka, uh, durka durka.".

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Old 12-04-2009, 06:29 AM   #104
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It's been almost a month since we were reminded as to just how peaceful the wonderful religion of peace really is!
Is anybody keeping count of the raisins?

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Old 12-04-2009, 02:50 PM   #105
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Yes.

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