06-26-2014, 12:44 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: New Freaking Zealand
Posts: 717
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Never Thought it Would Happen.. but I Have Been Converted
After all these years of godlessness... I never thought the day would come. After playing God of War (1-3) and watching several documentaries... I am now a new man. Words cannot describe just how incredible this transformation is. It's like I've been staring at the hole of light just outside the womb... but I couldn't reach it yet; at least, not as an atheist. Now, I have taken grip of the outer edges of that hole and have relinquished its entrapment of me.
Zeus has really changed the way I live and the best part is... nobody can disprove his existence. Though, the proof is everywhere if you just take some time out of your secular minds to witness the beauty. Do you think that clusters of fluff just below the atmosphere produce phenomena like lightning? You are insane and need to be hospitalized.
I would like to give thanks to this community... you have treated me well but I have found greener pastures.
I hear Bovina gives incredibly good blowjobs. What do you think Choobus?
anyone who can swallow the catholic turdology with such enthusiasm must have practically no gag reflex
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06-26-2014, 07:07 AM
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#2
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: One the armpits of the U.S. of A.
Posts: 2,856
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I never liked Zeus, obviously Ra is the true god.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.
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06-26-2014, 10:58 AM
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#3
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: New Freaking Zealand
Posts: 717
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I would prefer if you didn't blaspheme and actually discussed Gods that exist. Thank you.
I hear Bovina gives incredibly good blowjobs. What do you think Choobus?
anyone who can swallow the catholic turdology with such enthusiasm must have practically no gag reflex
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06-27-2014, 06:33 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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I found the love of the leprechauns years ago. How could anyone deny their power? Test their power! Go ahead and test it. Rub your genitals vigorously for 10 or 15 minutes, and observe the power of the leprechauns in your life. Accept their love while you still may!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-27-2014, 07:07 AM
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shred
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Allentown Pennsylvania USA
Posts: 1,038
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Whoever doesn't worship Dionysus get out.
"Ignorance is not bliss; it is terrifying like walking blindfolded down a dark hallway full of set bear traps." ~ Sternwallow
Death will be like 1964 all over again.
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06-27-2014, 10:00 AM
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#6
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,395
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Quote:
Davin wrote
I never liked Zeus, obviously Ra is the true god.
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If either Zeus or Ra were a real true God, there would not exist such ambiguity in pronouncing their names. Is it Zoooooooooos, or Zeeeeeeus?
Is it RAW or Rah?
If I gotta worship one of them, I should at least know their name.....
Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds
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06-27-2014, 10:10 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Mongrel Nation
Posts: 4,839
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If any of you knew the real god you wouldn't dare speak its name
thank goodness he's on our side
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06-27-2014, 11:19 AM
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#8
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: One the armpits of the U.S. of A.
Posts: 2,856
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I knew god before it sold out.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.
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06-27-2014, 06:39 PM
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#9
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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Quote:
Sinfidel wrote
If either Zeus or Ra were a real true God, there would not exist such ambiguity in pronouncing their names. Is it Zoooooooooos, or Zeeeeeeus?
Is it RAW or Rah?
If I gotta worship one of them, I should at least know their name.....
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I could never worship Ra. I just couldn't swallow it. I prefer my gods medium to well-done.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-28-2014, 12:23 AM
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#10
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: New Freaking Zealand
Posts: 717
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I thought this was a forum of intellectuals.... STOP TALKIN AS IF U ARE AND DISRESPECTING GOD
I hear Bovina gives incredibly good blowjobs. What do you think Choobus?
anyone who can swallow the catholic turdology with such enthusiasm must have practically no gag reflex
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06-28-2014, 09:24 AM
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#11
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,457
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You uncouth heathens will suffer greatly for your blasphemy against the one true god.
Michael...you are correct
- selliedjoup
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06-18-2015, 11:48 AM
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#12
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Member
Join Date: Jun 2015
Posts: 82
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Quote:
Node18 wrote
After all these years of godlessness... I never thought the day would come. After playing God of War (1-3) and watching several documentaries... I am now a new man. Words cannot describe just how incredible this transformation is. It's like I've been staring at the hole of light just outside the womb... but I couldn't reach it yet; at least, not as an atheist. Now, I have taken grip of the outer edges of that hole and have relinquished its entrapment of me.
Zeus has really changed the way I live and the best part is... nobody can disprove his existence. Though, the proof is everywhere if you just take some time out of your secular minds to witness the beauty. Do you think that clusters of fluff just below the atmosphere produce phenomena like lightning? You are insane and need to be hospitalized.
I would like to give thanks to this community... you have treated me well but I have found greener pastures.
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very funny.
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06-18-2015, 04:01 PM
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#13
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,395
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Quote:
Prycejosh wrote
very funny.
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Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds
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06-18-2015, 05:52 PM
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#14
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 756
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Quote:
Sinfidel wrote
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That is a classic. And funny as ever. I remember seeing this on vhs in the early 90s. It got copied and passed around a lot. Praise Jesus!!
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