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Old 02-10-2011, 08:37 AM   #16
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It's difficult to decide which of the great creation myths is the most retarded.

Rest assured the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not one of them. If you dare say otherwise, I will be mortifyingly insulted and start up a holy crusade in the name of meatballs that shall rule the earth and the cosmos!
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Old 02-10-2011, 08:37 AM   #17
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Rest assured the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not one of them. If you dare say otherwise, I will be mortifyingly insulted and start up a holy crusade in the name of meatballs that shall rule the earth and the cosmos!
What if his faith says it's the most? You DARE NOT QUESTION IT!
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Old 02-10-2011, 08:53 AM   #18
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No one questions the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-10-2011, 09:51 AM   #19
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stupid detectives... ruined my day.
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Old 02-10-2011, 11:55 AM   #21
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Rest assured the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not one of them. If you dare say otherwise, I will be mortifyingly insulted and start up a holy crusade in the name of meatballs that shall rule the earth and the cosmos!
Are you sure your meatballs are big enough?

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Old 02-10-2011, 06:21 PM   #22
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Are you sure your meatballs are big enough?
You bet!
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Old 02-10-2011, 08:10 PM   #23
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Well, all right, then!

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