12-29-2012, 04:16 PM
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#1426
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Mongrel Nation
Posts: 4,839
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Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
Once a day?!
.... for fuck's sake -
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Must be a tantric thing
thank goodness he's on our side
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12-29-2012, 04:34 PM
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#1427
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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Might as well tie a knot in it and think of sheep ........
Stop the Holy See men!
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12-29-2012, 09:48 PM
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#1428
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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I'd like to put in an honorable mention of Jerry50/50 / Selliedjoup's mother. Surely, sitting there day and night in her discount glory hole, that woman must pull more joy sticks than a professional gamer.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-19-2013, 06:05 AM
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#1429
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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New Zealand certainly does seem to have more than its fair share of wankers.
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A group of former Nelson support workers has sparked official complaints and investigations after alleging they were ordered to help intellectually impaired people in their care to masturbate.
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.... and intellectual impairment has reared its ugly head more than once ....
Stop the Holy See men!
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06-19-2013, 07:18 AM
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#1430
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: One the armpits of the U.S. of A.
Posts: 2,856
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Bunch of wankers.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.
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06-19-2013, 07:29 AM
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#1431
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shred
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Allentown Pennsylvania USA
Posts: 1,038
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Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
New Zealand certainly does seem to have more than its fair share of wankers.
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Quote:
The basis for it was "that (clients) have a right to feel like everybody else and if they want to be masturbated, that you are there to do their care", she said.
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Forget freedom of religion, gimme my constitutionally guaranteed hand job!
"Ignorance is not bliss; it is terrifying like walking blindfolded down a dark hallway full of set bear traps." ~ Sternwallow
Death will be like 1964 all over again.
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03-19-2014, 06:17 AM
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#1432
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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I wonder if JimmyJerryJet has an opinion on theist v atheist wanking habits?
I'll wager he gets amazing friction burns knocking one out to 6-dimensional multi-verse porn ....
Stop the Holy See men!
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03-19-2014, 08:07 AM
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#1433
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 658
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Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
I wonder if JimmyJerryJet has an opinion on theist v atheist wanking habits?
I'll wager he gets amazing friction burns knocking one out to 6-dimensional multi-verse porn ....
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Master (bator) Jimmy may well be into anal rather than wanking 'cos, even after several 'probes', he still didn't deny it.
The middle man of last resort.
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05-30-2014, 10:39 AM
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#1434
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General of the Attacking Army
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 12,904
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Nate Silver's FiveThirtyEight blog tackles the age old question.
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The National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior (NSSHB) from Indiana University, the “largest nationally representative study of sexual and sexual-health behaviors ever fielded” should do fine. Between March and May 2009, the NSSHB collected data from 5,865 Americans between 14 and 94 years old.
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Lots of data to tug at in here, but some interesting stuff shoots out at you if you read it long enough.
I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow
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05-30-2014, 11:15 AM
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#1435
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,395
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Quote:
clambake wrote
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Screw that....I want my constitutionally guaranteed blow job.
Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds
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05-30-2014, 11:22 AM
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#1436
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,395
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It's well known that male patern baldness is caused by testosterone. So, given that masturbation keeps testosterone levels down, it's safe to assume the guys with a thick mane of hair are frequent wankers, and the bald guys are victims of the Catholic Guilt Trip for the sin of masturbation, equal to the homo sin.
Still got hair?
Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds
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05-31-2014, 03:04 AM
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#1437
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 5,158
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Loads of the stuff
A theist is just an atheist with a space in it.
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05-31-2014, 07:43 AM
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#1438
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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Quote:
ILOVEJESUS wrote
Loads of the stuff
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All over your palms?
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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05-31-2014, 02:19 PM
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#1439
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: New Freaking Zealand
Posts: 717
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im gonna have to come clean about it.... it is i who jacks off the most
I hear Bovina gives incredibly good blowjobs. What do you think Choobus?
anyone who can swallow the catholic turdology with such enthusiasm must have practically no gag reflex
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05-31-2014, 04:18 PM
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#1440
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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Quote:
Node18 wrote
im gonna have to come clean about it.... it is i who jacks off the most
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...and, who and / or what do you jack off mostly?
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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