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06-20-2012, 08:48 PM
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06-20-2012, 08:49 PM
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06-20-2012, 08:50 PM
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06-20-2012, 08:51 PM
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At some point in time, Christians are going to have to just get used to the idea that imaginary Jesus is never going to show up.
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06-20-2012, 09:33 PM
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If You Could Hie To Kolob If you could hie to Kolob In the twinkling of an eye, And then continue onward With that same speed to fly, Do you think that you could ever, Through all eternity, Find out the generation Where Gods began to be? Or see the grand beginning, Where space did not extend? Or view the last creation, Where Gods and matter end? Me thinks the Spirit whispers, “No man has found ‘pure space,’ Nor seen the outside curtains, Where nothing has a place.” The works of God continue, And worlds and lives abound; Improvement and progression Have one eternal round. There is no end to matter; There is no end to space; There is no end to spirit; There is no end to race. There is no end to virtue; There is no end to might; There is no end to wisdom; There is no end to light. There is no end to union; There is no end to youth; There is no end to priesthood; There is no end to truth. There is no end to glory; There is no end to love; There is no end to being; There is no death above. There is no end to glory; There is no end to love; There is no end to being; There is no death above. This LDS (Mormon) hymn was written by William Wines Phelps and is included in Hymns of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints as hymn number 284. How fucking crazy are Mormons? Well, not any crazier than you and your ridiculous religion!  The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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06-22-2012, 02:08 PM
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Genesis 9:13
I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth. Omniscient Bible god put a rainbow in the sky as a promise that he would never again drown his flawed creatures. Next time, he will fucking BURN them!  The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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06-22-2012, 02:27 PM
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06-22-2012, 02:28 PM
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06-22-2012, 02:29 PM
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06-22-2012, 02:34 PM
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Glory Hole of Jesus
Twelve lads went a wandering, with glory as their goal, To seek a sacred savior who'd save a savory soul. In a rural stable, behind a hitching pole, They found the love of Jesus in his holy glory hole. Oh, glory hole of Jesus, how do I begin? Just have some faith in Jesus, and stick your cock right in! They gave their love to Jesus - he licked them like a pup! His flesh they put into their mouths; they drank his special cup. Later in the evening, they gathered all to sup. They grew a bit excited, and ate his body up. Oh, glory hole of Jesus, how do I begin? Just have some faith in Jesus, and stick your cock right in! When you kneel in prayer each night, And close your sleepy eyes so tight, Imagine that some day you might Give your staff to the lord to bite! Oh, glory hole of Jesus, how do I begin? Just have some faith in Jesus, and stick your cock right in! Lyrics by Ghoulslime H Christ Music by the Virgin Mary Hymn number 269 of the Church of Ghoulslime Christ of Latter Day Skanks. The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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06-22-2012, 02:37 PM
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06-23-2012, 10:10 AM
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06-23-2012, 10:11 AM
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06-23-2012, 10:12 AM
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06-23-2012, 10:12 AM
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