Old 04-28-2014, 09:14 PM   #196
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way, way too many people have married these 2 issues.

the rc came out against it. so most atheists, at least at the beginning, came out on the other side, just like you guys have done.

if the rc says black, then we must say white

when hitchens lends his support for pro-life, the theistic community says no, we would rather kill babies than give any credence to an atheist.

if i accomplish one thing in this thread, it is to absolute, positively separate those 2 issues with a very sharp knife.

the issues themselves are completely separate. it is only the 2 sides of the deity issue that erroneously combine them.

there are 2 issues. since they are mutually exclusive, there are 4 possible mathematical stances.

belief in god and pro-life, belief in god and pro-choice, no belief in god and pro-life, no belief in god and pro-choice.
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Old 04-28-2014, 09:31 PM   #197
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Okay JJ, I'll bite: what's your point? So what? I would still argue a prochoice stance atheist or no. When I thought of myself as religious I was still prochoice.

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Old 04-28-2014, 10:46 PM   #198
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if i accomplish one thing in this thread, it is to absolute, positively separate those 2 issues with a very sharp knife.
The only thing you have accomplished, dunce, is to demonstrate that you are the dullest blade in the drawer.

Now, go fuck your mother.

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Old 04-29-2014, 04:54 PM   #199
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LOL !!! Thanks for keeping this thread entertaining, GS

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Old 05-01-2014, 04:56 PM   #200
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LOL !!! Thanks for keeping this thread entertaining, GS
I canít take all of the credit! CreepyJimmyJerry provided all of the punchlines himself.

I think this guy has a future in comedy, if he can just get over the guilt of his past sexual relations with his priest. He should focus on good wholesome boom boom with his mother, once her genital sores have healed some.

Oh, mother! I do believe this biscuit has turned!


Would you like a spot of tea with that then, laddy?

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Old 05-02-2014, 03:19 PM   #201
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Now that we are enjoying a lull in CreepyJimmyJerryís imbecilic rambling, letís sum up his creepy position, perhaps in anticipation of bringing this tortured thread to a conclusion.
  1. CreepyJimmy thinks that sexuality is dirty, and that humans should only make boom boom when they are trying to reproduce. Imagine all of the bad germs you could catch if you touched the naughty parts of other humans! (Hopefully, CreepyJimmy will apply the same logic to eating, drinking, and breathing, and end the misery that he inflicts on his fellow humans by his sordid existence.)

  2. CreepyJimmy apparently tried to read a biology book when he was struggling through grade school, and thought he read that once a manís wee wee touches a girlís front bum, a stork is irreconcilably committed to the delivery of a bundle of joy in the form of one of gawdís favorite pet meat puppets.

  3. CreepyJimmy canít see the difference between a few cells that might eventually become a fully-developed human, and a fully-developed human.

  4. CreepyJimmy thinks any female who becomes impregnated, must be compelled under threat of punishment, to allow another human to form inside of her.

  5. CreepyJimmy believes that little girls, who are raped by the creepy fucker next door, should be forced to allow the pervertís seed to grow inside of them. (CreepyJimmy probably has neighborhood girls kept in chains in his basement.)

  6. CreepyJimmy canít wrap his broken brain around the fact that it is the right of every female human, regardless of his delusions of morality, to make her own reproductive decisions without his creepy validation.

  7. CreepyJimmy wants to control the sexuality and reproduction of others, just as his priests controlled their ejaculations into his willing mouth.

  8. Creepy Jimmy is a fucktard.

  9. CreepyJimmy is creepy.

Thank you!


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Old 05-02-2014, 08:36 PM   #202
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"CreepyJimmy apparently tried to read a biology book when he was struggling through grade school, and thought he read that once a manís wee wee touches a girlís front bum, a stork is irreconcilably committed to the delivery of a bundle of joy in the form of one of gawdís favorite pet meat puppets." - Ghoulslime

Thank you for the Laugh, this is classic.
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Old 05-02-2014, 11:29 PM   #203
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way, way too many people have married these 2 issues.

the rc came out against it. so most atheists, at least at the beginning, came out on the other side, just like you guys have done.

if the rc says black, then we must say white

when hitchens lends his support for pro-life, the theistic community says no, we would rather kill babies than give any credence to an atheist.

if i accomplish one thing in this thread, it is to absolute, positively separate those 2 issues with a very sharp knife.

the issues themselves are completely separate. it is only the 2 sides of the deity issue that erroneously combine them.

there are 2 issues. since they are mutually exclusive, there are 4 possible mathematical stances.

belief in god and pro-life, belief in god and pro-choice, no belief in god and pro-life, no belief in god and pro-choice.

Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds
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Old 05-02-2014, 11:41 PM   #204
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[*]CreepyJimmy canít wrap his broken brain around the fact that it is the right of every female human, regardless of his delusions of morality, to make her own reproductive decisions without his creepy validation.
This. 100 times this.

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Old 05-03-2014, 11:55 PM   #205
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Great summary and conclusion to this thread Ghoulie. Congrats to everyone for the victory. It looks like CreepyJimmy has gone back to watching and fapping over Leave it to Beaver DVDs, murdering millions and millions of potential humans daily.

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Old 05-04-2014, 05:48 AM   #206
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Great summary and conclusion to this thread Ghoulie. Congrats to everyone for the victory. It looks like CreepyJimmy has gone back to watching and fapping over Leave it to Beaver DVDs, murdering millions and millions of potential humans daily.
Well, CreepyJimmy's priest told him to lay off of the little boys for a while, and to try to get a little beaver. Fapping over Leave it to Beaver DVDs allows him to do both.

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Old 05-10-2014, 10:04 PM   #207
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So...Mother's Day is almost here. Do you suppose CreepyJimmy will be getting some action with his mum this year?

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Old 05-11-2014, 04:07 AM   #208
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He'll have to get in line Ghoulies!

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Old 05-11-2014, 07:19 AM   #209
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He'll have to get in line Ghoulies!
That's true! (And pay the $13 like everybody else!)

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