Old 06-01-2014, 01:58 AM   #1441
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...and, who and / or what do you jack off mostly?
obviously my own prick and the occasional sheep in honour of jerry

I hear Bovina gives incredibly good blowjobs. What do you think Choobus?
anyone who can swallow the catholic turdology with such enthusiasm must have practically no gag reflex
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Old 06-01-2014, 04:00 AM   #1442
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Old 06-01-2014, 07:03 AM   #1443
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I nearly got arrested for masturbating. (Our local Police are, as the saying goes, a little short of a full deck.) It was a hot sultry summer day, not a breath of wind, and I had a little woodworking project to finish, sanding some small pieces for kite string winders. There I was in the garage, sweating away, the dust stickng to my skin, when I thought of the Park, down by the Lake. It had a small section on a high bluff, grassy, with shade trees, and always a cool breeze off the Lake. So I packed up my wood bits and sandpaper, and was soon sitting crosslegged in the shade sanding away in comfort, my back to the only adjacent house.
I happened to glance up and see a phalanx of grim faced police making a beeline FOR ME! WTF! When they got closer, they suddenly seemed to lose interest - some of them strolling to the fence and pretending to be interested in the view of the Lake, and a couple just gazing skyward, hands in pocket, and whistling nonchalantly. Then they slithered off, like roaches when you turn on the lights.
Then I remembered. The local rag had recently reported someone being arrested for masturbating in a car on the Park parking lot. I guess a resident in the adjacent house had observed me sitting there, my arm rapidly moving in the area of my crotch, and called the cops! Oh to have had a video camera! By then, I was laughing so much, I could hardly finish my sanding.
All the crime going on, never mind the mayhem on the Highways, and these idiots send a dozen cops to apprehend a masturbator! We really do live in an insane asylum.

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Old 06-01-2014, 11:40 AM   #1444
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Sanding!? Great excuse.

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Old 06-03-2014, 08:06 PM   #1445
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I nearly got arrested for masturbating. (Our local Police are, as the saying goes, a little short of a full deck.) It was a hot sultry summer day, not a breath of wind, and I had a little woodworking project to finish, sanding some small pieces for kite string winders. There I was in the garage, sweating away, the dust stickng to my skin, when I thought of the Park, down by the Lake. It had a small section on a high bluff, grassy, with shade trees, and always a cool breeze off the Lake. So I packed up my wood bits and sandpaper, and was soon sitting crosslegged in the shade sanding away in comfort, my back to the only adjacent house.
I happened to glance up and see a phalanx of grim faced police making a beeline FOR ME! WTF! When they got closer, they suddenly seemed to lose interest - some of them strolling to the fence and pretending to be interested in the view of the Lake, and a couple just gazing skyward, hands in pocket, and whistling nonchalantly. Then they slithered off, like roaches when you turn on the lights.
Then I remembered. The local rag had recently reported someone being arrested for masturbating in a car on the Park parking lot. I guess a resident in the adjacent house had observed me sitting there, my arm rapidly moving in the area of my crotch, and called the cops! Oh to have had a video camera! By then, I was laughing so much, I could hardly finish my sanding.
All the crime going on, never mind the mayhem on the Highways, and these idiots send a dozen cops to apprehend a masturbator! We really do live in an insane asylum.
Yea, the fuckers got me for the big PU (Public urination) and I said fuck you and wacked off right in front of the pig. Got a fine
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Old 06-03-2014, 10:30 PM   #1446
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Yea, the fuckers got me for the big PU (Public urination) and I said fuck you and wacked off right in front of the pig. Got a fine
Got a fine what? Ejaculation?

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Old 06-04-2014, 03:30 AM   #1447
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Fine for pissin in public, fifty bucks. Fuckers.
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Old 06-04-2014, 06:29 AM   #1448
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Jerry?John are you a fan of the of the imbecilic ewe fucker or just a funny bugger?

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Old 06-04-2014, 07:01 AM   #1449
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I reckon I is just a funny fucker bugger.
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Old 09-23-2014, 05:33 PM   #1450
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if masturbation is wrong I dont wanta be right??


anyway I dont remember seeing a scripture that says its wrong and it cant be no more wrong that taking a dump unless when taking a dump you read porn then yea its lustful. ha!
I'm too lazy to google the exact scripture but theres a place in the bible where god strikes down a man for "spilling his seed" on the ground. Maybe if your a christian you are allowed to jack off but you just gotta save your cum in a jar so it doesn't touch the ground, so next time you go to your christian friends house think twice before you eat that "cake icing"
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Old 09-30-2014, 07:39 AM   #1451
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The ol' timers here may be pleased to hear that Choobus is still alive and knocking 'em out. He had a magnificent wank on Kate's facebook page last night, and I think Slimer may have tossed in a couple of handfuls for good measure. Of course, I was appalled at such ungentlemanly behaviour ..... - they didn't even bring their own kleenex!

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Old 09-30-2014, 08:25 AM   #1452
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Aye! Good news.

Kate's facebook, is that where all the action is these days?

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Old 09-30-2014, 10:17 AM   #1453
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I heard it's where a few wankers hang out.

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Old 09-30-2014, 05:44 PM   #1454
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The ol' timers here may be pleased to hear that Choobus is still alive and knocking 'em out. He had a magnificent wank on Kate's facebook page last night, and I think Slimer may have tossed in a couple of handfuls for good measure. Of course, I was appalled at such ungentlemanly behaviour ..... - they didn't even bring their own kleenex!
I am please to say that I gave him a nice virtual reach around. It is nice to know that he is still pulling strong!

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Old 09-30-2014, 05:46 PM   #1455
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Aye! Good news.

Kate's facebook, is that where all the action is these days?
It would appear that FB killed a lot of Internet forums. As far as the action goes, Kate IS the action. She just displays it on FB.

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