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Old 08-03-2011, 01:41 PM   #211
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Nice thought folks, but I think we tried & failed many times with this approach.
Most of the passing cracker-nibblers have developed world class body swerve techniques that would put a wriggly snake in a wriggly snake world championship to eternal shame.
Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 08-03-2011, 01:45 PM   #212
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Old 08-03-2011, 01:50 PM   #213
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Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 08-03-2011, 01:50 PM   #214
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Does it talk?
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Old 08-03-2011, 01:54 PM   #215
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Far too much!!!
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Old 08-03-2011, 01:55 PM   #216
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Nope. Mum's the word.
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Old 08-03-2011, 02:07 PM   #217
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Well, you always did like small-talk.
Im all about the width baby.
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Old 08-03-2011, 02:37 PM   #218
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Nice thought folks, but I think we tried & failed many times with this approach.
Most of the passing cracker-nibblers have developed world class body swerve techniques that would put a wriggly snake in a wriggly snake world championship to eternal shame.
You are probably right, so, let's have the fun of making him wiggle. Watching him dance is worth a few shots at his feet.
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Old 08-03-2011, 02:40 PM   #219
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Wow, a talking two-headed cow-snake! Remarkable! Who knows what kind of evil spirit you can conjure with that thing!
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Old 08-03-2011, 02:47 PM   #220
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Old 08-03-2011, 02:50 PM   #221
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I bet that thing would be great in a threesome with a couple of lady cows.
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Old 08-04-2011, 05:42 AM   #222
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I think we should also insist on that answer, while excluding discussion of other issues or new topics with him.
Sternwallow: Now that would be an interesting tactic. The usual ploy of the fundie christian is to write about anything and everything to avoid this kind of challenge. Either Colpat replies, and his response would be interesting, or he has tacitly accepted that there are contradictions in the bible. In which case he has spent a lifetime in error. I await his response to the contradiction I quoted.
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Old 08-04-2011, 12:02 PM   #223
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Sternwallow: Now that would be an interesting tactic. The usual ploy of the fundie christian is to write about anything and everything to avoid this kind of challenge. Either Colpat replies, and his response would be interesting, or he has tacitly accepted that there are contradictions in the bible. In which case he has spent a lifetime in error. I await his response to the contradiction I quoted.
So I guess we have no recourse other than to accept that the Babble is in fact an imperfect and unreliable book, and that imaginary Jesus sucks cocks in imaginary hell - just like Colpat will.
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Old 08-04-2011, 05:41 PM   #224
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Well, damnit, I want to know just exactly how many stables it takes to screw Solomon!!
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Old 08-04-2011, 05:50 PM   #225
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Well, damnit, I want to know just exactly how many stables it takes to screw Solomon!!
Horse not whores!

The Babble is very clear about this. The whoring came much later.
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