who jacks off the most?

[ghoulslime]

hertz vanrental wrote

A christard choirmaster from King's
Had his mind on much higher things
His secret desire
Was the young boy in the choir
With a bum like jelly on springs.

hehehehe

[hertz vanrental]

ghoulslime wrote

hehehehe

A dirty voyeur priest of Buckingham
Stood on a bridge at Uppingham
Watching the stunts
Of the cunts in the punts
An the tricks of the pricks that were fucking 'em.

[hertz vanrental]

ghoulslime wrote

My parish priest was a hell of a saint.
His vestment smelled like a little boy’s taint.
He lined one hundred lads up against the wall,
And bet me fifty dollars he could suck them all.
He sucked ninety-eight, ‘till his balls turned blue,
Then he backed off, jacked off, and sucked the other two.
Ahhhh….men!

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