06-19-2007, 08:57 PM
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#31
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still unsmited
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,661
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tsunamis & hurricanes
This could be a long depressing list indeed.
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06-19-2007, 10:12 PM
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#32
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Guest
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snap crafter
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06-20-2007, 04:23 AM
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#33
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Guest
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Those plastic clam-shell packages you need an industrial laser to open.
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06-20-2007, 05:06 AM
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#34
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I Live Here
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
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Quote:
RenaissanceMan wrote
Those plastic clam-shell packages you need an industrial laser to open.
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I have found it very effective to simply let the family dog handle the opening chore. In less time than iit would take you to open a beer, there will be a layer of small semi-transparent plastic shards all over the living room. Downside: there will be no trace of the desired contents.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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06-20-2007, 05:53 AM
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#35
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still unsmited
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,661
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holoprosencephaly
Hannah, don't look at this one either.
It will make you sad for the babies.
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06-20-2007, 05:56 AM
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#36
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still unsmited
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,661
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Quote:
RenaissanceMan wrote
Those plastic clam-shell packages you need an industrial laser to open.
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Fruity Pebbles bags are far worse.
Not even the Governator could separate those seams. But the rest of the bag is prone to rupture in unexpected ways, showering tiny colorful cereal bits like a Post-sponsored tickertape parade.
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06-20-2007, 06:10 AM
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#37
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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06-20-2007, 06:17 AM
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#38
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still unsmited
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,661
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:lol::lol::lol:
Monkey A just said, "wow, that guy's stupid!"
I have to be careful looking at the forums when the kids are in the room.
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06-20-2007, 06:31 AM
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#39
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Puerto Rico
Posts: 9,775
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yeah, gnosi! be particularly careful while looking at the orgy thread!
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
H. L. Mencken
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06-20-2007, 06:50 AM
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#40
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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Quote:
Gnosital wrote
:lol::lol::lol:
Monkey A just said, "wow, that guy's stupid!"
I have to be careful looking at the forums when the kids are in the room.
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Hence my refraining from putting up the Fruity Pebbles Milkshake recipe. Kinda like the frog I've been saving for you.
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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06-20-2007, 06:53 AM
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#41
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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Quote:
Eva wrote
yeah, gnosi! be particularly careful while looking at the orgy thread!
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Please provide link, piccys & details of a good divorce lawyer - - immediately! :P
Stop the Holy See men!
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06-20-2007, 06:58 AM
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#42
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Puerto Rico
Posts: 9,775
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Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
Quote:
Eva wrote
yeah, gnosi! be particularly careful while looking at the orgy thread!
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Please provide link, piccys & details of a good divorce lawyer - - immediately! :P
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:bop: hee hee
hey, smelly, my dah-ling bought me the complete monty python's flying circus dvd set....loving it....(with sub-titles, of course....even he needs them, being a gringo and all....you bloody brits, learn to speak, dammit!!)
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
H. L. Mencken
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06-20-2007, 07:04 AM
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#43
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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You lucky, lucky barstard - - one of the sky comedy channels is doing a re-run over here, so I'm getting my fill of pythonisity at the moment.
Make sure you learn the Life of Brian script off by heart - it'll come in useful at the next Satanic Verses Convention in Tehran!
Stop the Holy See men!
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06-20-2007, 07:49 AM
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#44
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Puerto Rico
Posts: 9,775
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actually, i'll ask him to buy me life of brian next.
wonder how i will have to repay him the "favor".......
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
H. L. Mencken
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06-20-2007, 08:09 AM
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#45
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still unsmited
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,661
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Quote:
Eva wrote
yeah, gnosi! be particularly careful while looking at the orgy thread!
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Hold on there!
WHAT ORGY THREAD??!?!?!?
Dammit. I don't visit the forums for a few days and I miss all the good stuff.
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