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Old 11-20-2012, 01:53 PM   #1
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Raving Atheist Christmas Thread 2012
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Back in 2009, some miserable fucker wrote
I absolutely detest the whole hyped-up farcical spend-fest of shite that the whole thing has become. Bah-fucking big-time humbug I say.

The fucking mu-sick starts in August and gets on my tits till January. Shite-arsed decorations and crappy lights get left up all year - wasting power.

I don't send cards or buy presents and make every effort to get away and not have to suffer the tedious overindulgence that the stupid 25th has become. The whole christymass-crap can suck my ballsack - I fucking hate it. Bollocks.
Have I mellowed?
Have I come round to liking the horseshit?
Have I fuck - I hate the crap with ever more disgust.

I'm sure you'll all disagree and post loads of balls-aching santa pics .... Humbuggery!
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Old 11-20-2012, 02:12 PM   #2
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Old 11-20-2012, 03:01 PM   #3
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Thought I was the only one who didn't give one shit about the holiday season, Thanksgiving included.
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Old 11-20-2012, 03:23 PM   #4
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I hate the crap with ever more disgust.
Ho Ho HO!

And let's not forget all the huge, cheap plastic crap put up - especially in the manger scenes.
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Old 11-20-2012, 03:57 PM   #5
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:00 PM   #6
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I would like suggestions for a cheap and easy piss-take on the nativity scene for my front yard. Something my very-Baptist neighbors wouldn't know what exactly offends them by it Like......a Mithras scene or something. Made out of sticks. Maybe set it on fire xmas eve.
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:02 PM   #7
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I say the money wasted on gifts for people who don't need anything would be better spent on those who have nothing, no food, no home, no warm clothing. And we don't have to wait until Dec. 25th to donate it.
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:04 PM   #8
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I also would like team to make this for my xmas open house.
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:06 PM   #9
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I would like suggestions for a cheap and easy piss-take on the nativity scene for my front yard. Something my very-Baptist neighbors wouldn't know what exactly offends them by it Like......a Mithras scene or something. Made out of sticks. Maybe set it on fire xmas eve.
Make the baby jesus horus and the virgin mary isis. Some say that's what the myth might be based on anyhow.
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:10 PM   #10
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Hmm. I could justify a lot of gold spray paint...
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:11 PM   #11
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Hmm. I could justify a lot of gold spray paint...
Then you can take a picture and post it here, so we can see it! Seriously. Combat one myth with another, right?
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:12 PM   #12
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WAIT. Even better. Make them all zombies. Too blatant?
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:31 PM   #13
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Gold spray needs no justification!!
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:35 PM   #14
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I'll be posting pix, alright!
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I'll be posting pix, alright!
It will make our day.
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