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Ghoulslime’s Jesus Riddle for Today:
Q: What did Jesus put on his sore hemorrhoids? A: Holy oil! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!  The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-12-2012, 07:55 AM
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 Oh, my leprechauns! Jesus is back! What are thy commandments, oh, lord? The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-12-2012, 11:54 PM
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04-13-2012, 03:59 AM
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“The only position that leaves me with no cognitive dissonance is atheism. It is not a creed. Death is certain, replacing both the siren-song of Paradise and the dread of Hell. Life on this earth, with all its mystery and beauty and pain, is then to be lived far more intensely: we stumble and get up, we are sad, confident, insecure, feel loneliness and joy and love. There is nothing more; but I want nothing more.” ~Christopher Hitchens 13 April 1949 - 15 December 2011 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-13-2012, 04:02 AM
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Hymnal for the Day
Golden Showers of the Lord By Ghoulslime H Christ When Jesus peed in Galilee, And spilled his salt in the Dead Sea, His mighty power flowed from the shore And raised the sea to life once more! Oh, golden showers of the Lord! Lift your mighty throbbing sword! Spray some sparkling love this way, To brighten up the darkest day! Jesus Christ was so divine, He drank a jug of cheap red wine. He pissed into a leper’s face, And washed away every trace! Oh, golden showers of the Lord! Lift your mighty throbbing sword! Spray some sparkling love this way, To brighten up the darkest day! Oh, Lord, direct your stream on me! Let me drink your holy pee! Spread me with your sweet brown waste! Let me have a tiny taste! Oh, golden showers of the Lord! Lift your mighty throbbing sword! Spray some sparkling love this way, To brighten up the darkest day! Amen! The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-13-2012, 06:27 AM
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04-13-2012, 06:35 AM
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04-13-2012, 06:36 AM
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04-13-2012, 06:37 AM
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Holy Shit  The First Vision The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-13-2012, 06:59 AM
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04-13-2012, 07:01 AM
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04-13-2012, 07:02 AM
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 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-13-2012, 07:03 AM
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04-13-2012, 07:04 AM
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04-13-2012, 07:04 AM
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