Old 03-07-2012, 11:47 AM   #256
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I often get my hamsters confused with my guinea pigs. I can never remember the correct pre-sex wrapping - one is supposed to get sellotape, the other cling-film. My confusion has led to many a poor little critter bursting before the vinegar strokes. Is there an official society to help me with this?

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Old 03-07-2012, 11:52 AM   #257
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I had a Hamster Ghoulie, I followed all the advice and still the poor little chap ended up with rigor mortis. I like to think he has gone to Hamster Heaven where there will be wheels and cotton wool a plenty. He did once bite me though, so maybe he is in hell.

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Old 03-07-2012, 11:58 AM   #258
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I often get my hamsters confused with my guinea pigs. I can never remember the correct pre-sex wrapping - one is supposed to get sellotape, the other cling-film. My confusion has led to many a poor little critter bursting before the vinegar strokes. Is there an official society to help me with this?
You could always try a plastic hamster butt plug, they are a lot more hard wearing.

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Old 03-07-2012, 12:03 PM   #259
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Egor, your frustration is hanging out. Your attempts to bait us are childish at best. Whereas our childish attempts clearly worked.

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Old 03-07-2012, 12:11 PM   #260
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I often get my hamsters confused with my guinea pigs. I can never remember the correct pre-sex wrapping - one is supposed to get sellotape, the other cling-film. My confusion has led to many a poor little critter bursting before the vinegar strokes. Is there an official society to help me with this?
Which reminded me of this:

The Right Reverend Dean of St. Just
Was consumed with erotical lust
He buggered three men
A hamster and hen
And a little green lizard that bust.

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Old 03-07-2012, 05:25 PM   #261
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Which reminded me of this:

The Right Reverend Dean of St. Just
Was consumed with erotical lust
He buggered three men
A hamster and hen
And a little green lizard that bust.
Reverend Dean never wanted for mass,
When his rod filled with love for a lass.
He roused Egor's wife,
Within an inch of her life,
Then gave her God's love in the ass.

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Old 03-07-2012, 05:28 PM   #262
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I had a Hamster Ghoulie, I followed all the advice and still the poor little chap ended up with rigor mortis. I like to think he has gone to Hamster Heaven where there will be wheels and cotton wool a plenty. He did once bite me though, so maybe he is in hell.
He's likely in Hell if he didn't accept Tammuz as his savior before he died. Hamster Hell is an awful place too, where Hamsters stare through the glass at sunflower seeds, but can NEVER reach them!

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Old 03-07-2012, 11:17 PM   #263
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This is how sad and weak you are: I go to Thinking Atheist (a successful atheist forum) and Sol follows me there and posts the same post that I won't address here. I didn't address it there, either, and he gets lambasted by the other members for his crude rube behavior--you know, that behavior Raving Atheist is laughed at for.

You all are addicted to me. All I have to do is not post in here. No one comes to this forum. I'm the only light you have. When I'm not here, you all continue talking about me. That's what makes you my bitch. I can come and go as I please, and all you do is wait for me to come back. A theist has totally dominated you!

So, now I'll probably disappear for a while, go to CFI perhaps, and come back and you all will still be posting in this same stupid thread. I've seen what happens when I'm not here. Days go by without a anyone posting.

So here's my advice: Hold your breath Eva. I'll come back and energize your blog when I feel like it. Heehee.

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Old 03-07-2012, 11:47 PM   #264
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems that he's not insulting anyone much over there because no one's insulting him to begin with. Though I don't know which side started it in the beginning here.

I'm trying not to take sides here, despite me strongly disagreeing with Egor's views. This whole situation just seems like a pointless back & forth flamefest.

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Old 03-08-2012, 12:13 AM   #265
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You're wrong, E-Bore is just a cunt.
He can't understand that 'Talking About' = 'Taking the Piss'
Good riddance to the jerk.

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Old 03-08-2012, 12:27 AM   #266
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lol who needs cable television i tell ya!

and yes Sol, some of the guys on TTA were a bit too accommodating towards this wack job. I especially liked the bit you added about his wife's vibrator.

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Old 03-08-2012, 04:03 AM   #267
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Look, I was just passin' through, mkay
I was looking for some AronRA vids and such, you know how it is.

I caught a glimpse of a bit of stocking top and had a look see inside... OKAY !!!

I wandered off, I admit it.....but if you lot waz a bit more attentive to my needs I wouldn't have been tempted....OKAY.

For fucks sake, I've had a friend request out for Ghoulie for 14 years now, not a sniff of a reply from him the swine.

I ask ya, what's a man got to do just for a cuddle and some kind words now and then eh......

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Old 03-08-2012, 04:07 AM   #268
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I'll snuggle up in my suspenders if you get some peregrines falcons to dive bomb a tone troll and tear its little peel up.

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Old 03-08-2012, 04:14 AM   #269
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I am now desperately trying to work out how I can do that..... whilst simultaneously rolling my tongue back into my mouth.

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Old 03-08-2012, 04:24 AM   #270
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Right, got me tongue back in.

I'm outta here, got a falcon to train up.........photo's later

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