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Old 01-09-2008, 12:31 PM   #16
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:33 PM   #17
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:37 PM   #18
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Old 01-09-2008, 02:33 PM   #19
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According to this site, in Cleveland, women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, for men can see the reflection of their underwear. I'd heard that this was a rule in many Catholic schools, once upon time, but I didn't know that entire cities followed suit.
What if they're wearing pants? Silly assumption that we HAVE to wear dresses.
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What if they're wearing pants? Silly assumption that we HAVE to wear dresses.
These days, what grown woman under 70 wears patent leather pumps anyway? Clearly this is a law from long ago when women seldom wore pants in public and no female above the age of 12 would have been caught dead in patent leather, say around 1930.
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Old 01-10-2008, 03:29 AM   #21
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My first wife went to a catholic school in Liverpool and they were forbidden to ware patent leather shoes in case men could see the reflection of there underwear!!!!!!
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Old 01-10-2008, 03:38 AM   #22
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Bloody hell - that is sad.
A catholic AND being schooled in scouseland.
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Old 01-10-2008, 03:58 AM   #23
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She had an argument with Archbishop Warlock(crazy name-crazy guy!!) and said she would see him in hell before she went back to the church.He died some time after!
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Old 01-10-2008, 05:45 AM   #24
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archbishop warlock......is that from harry potter?
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 01-10-2008, 06:11 AM   #25
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archbishop warlock......is that from harry potter?

Amazingly enough it was his real name-you couldnt make it up!!
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Old 01-10-2008, 06:52 AM   #26
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One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:37 PM   #27
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In Atlanta, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. True fact!

Speaking of which, are there any Ravers (or Jeetarded head bumpees) in or near Atlanta? I'll be going to that peachy town for the first time in a couple weeks ...
But can you tie a street lamp to a giraffe? Ahah! Loop hole!
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:39 PM   #28
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# It is illegal to serve beer and pretzels at the same time in any bar, club, or restaurant.


I can tell you with experience this law is enforced, as no fucking bar in town serves pretzels (well, one of em does if you dish out 3 fucking bucks). Come-on! Gimme some damn pretzels already!
People in ND must get really bored talking to their imaginary friend all day. Somebody has way too much time on their hands.
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:41 PM   #29
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My first wife went to a catholic school in Liverpool and they were forbidden to ware patent leather shoes in case men could see the reflection of there underwear!!!!!!
Couldn't they just outlaw underwear so men couldn't see them?
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:41 PM   #30
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People in ND must get really bored talking to their imaginary friend all day. Somebody has way too much time on their hands.
Time to make the law or time to enforce it?
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You're right. Way too much time either way.
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