If you had a Bible in your hands right now what would you do with it?

[atheistnerd64]

I'd most likely take a shit on it.

[Michael]

I'd probably put it down somewhere because I'm doing other things right now.

Besides, shitting on it would just be messy. Especially if I was holding it in my hands at the time. Then afterwards you've got to clean all that shit up, which is just going yo ruin my mop. The whole thing just seems impractical.

[Smellyoldgit]

[Sinfidel]

Smellyoldgit wrote

Yes, yes, yes! I want a double buttwipe dispenser - one with the Bible, the other with the Koran.

[dogpet]

Remember when Hank Moody was in rehab, sans skins & tore a page out to roll a joint. I think he chose something from the old testament?

[ILOVEJESUS]

I would take it out into the streets and read from it aloft a crate. My hair blowing biblically in the breeze as I pour those words of glory from my lips.

[Smellyoldgit]

[ghoulslime]

For many years, I used to make it a habit to blow a booger or spit into any Bible or Koran that I happened to find in my hotel room. (I've usually given the Buddhist or Hindu books a free pass, owing to their lack of evil content - aside from nonsensical gobbledygook.) I've since found that Bibles and Korans in hotel rooms can actually be very useful for blowing one's nose, disposing of chewed gum, even for wiping cum after one has been jacking off to farm animal pornography. All malicious intent aside, these are handy tools to have in a hotel room for a quick clean up!

[Lahjick]

ghoulslime wrote

For many years, I used to make it a habit to blow a booger or spit into any Bible or Koran that I happened to find in my hotel room. (I've usually given the Buddhist or Hindu books a free pass, owing to their lack of evil content - aside from nonsensical gobbledygook.) I've since found that Bibles and Korans in hotel rooms can actually be very useful for blowing one's nose, disposing of chewed gum, even for wiping cum after one has been jacking off to farm animal pornography. All malicious intent aside, these are handy tools to have in a hotel room for a quick clean up!

LMAO

[Kinich Ahau]

Spot on! Even the gobbledeBook says your stuff must not hit the ground. The hotel ceiling is OK though, I think.

[Smellyoldgit]

So that's what the catlickers get up to in them there semenaries!

[Professor Chaos]

I would give it to my children and tell them to read it. Afterwards I would dry their tears and comfort them.