I think this prayer would solve all of their problems making everyone feel included.
Latin
*Pene-cristus Noster
*qui es in caelis,
*sanctificetur nomen tuum.
*Adveniat Specu regnum tuum.
*Fiat voluntas tua,
*sicut in caelo et in cavernam.
*Sacra Lactis nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie,
*et dimitte nobis castus nostra,
*sicut et nos
dimittimus casta nostris.
*Et ne nos inducas in tentationem:
*sed libera nos a castis mala.
English
*Our Penis-Christ
*Who art in heaven
*Hallowed be thy name.
*Thy Cave kingdom come,
*Thy will be done,
*On earth caverns, as it is in heaven.
*Give us this day our daily Sacred Milk,
*And forgive us our chastity,
*as we forgive those
*who attempt to make us chaste.
*And lead us not into temptation,
*But deliver us from evil chastity.