Cosmological Reasons For Gods Nonexistence: - Page 3

Andrew66 · 03-20-2011, 04:11 PM

Point of order, after due reflection I am Agnostic with a capital A.

Smellyoldgit · 03-20-2011, 04:18 PM

I'd go for Jerk - capital J.

psychodiva · 03-20-2011, 04:22 PM

Capital W comes to mind too- anybody that believes in 'posession' might also be a capital S

Sol · 03-20-2011, 04:26 PM

DICKHEAD.... All capitals

psychodiva · 03-20-2011, 04:29 PM

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DICKHEAD.... All capitals

Jimble · 03-20-2011, 06:04 PM

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Fuck you Smellyoldgit your fucking little shit

Must try harder

And we're basically all agnostic pal.

ILOVEJESUS · 03-21-2011, 04:42 AM

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Fuck you Smellyoldgit your fucking little shit

Lol this is brilliant. Better than signing , "your friendly neighbourhood spider man".

ILOVEJESUS · 03-21-2011, 04:43 AM

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I have a brother in-law - I jokingly note his attributes to be

schizophrenic, alcoholic, unemployable, and allegedly possessed by the devil.

He got drunk several years ago, and uttered such unbelievable poetic and perfect profanity (insults, threats, lies etc. etc.) - that it was truly supernatural. A human being could not have conjured such a perfect level of profanity in such a quick spontaneous time frame. As I bore witness to this event I concluded that a supernatural demon must have possessed him, and this has been a large influence on me in believing in a supernatural spiritual realm.

Sometims Smelleyoldgit reminds me of my brother in law - but Smelley's profanity compared to my brother in law is only maybe 3/10.

By the way my brother in law is on medication now and doing much better (no voices, no profanity).

I sympathise. I feel possessed by spirits whenever I have a skin full of Guiness. You don't think it has something to do with........

Sternwallow · 03-21-2011, 10:36 AM

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I sympathise. I feel possessed by spirits whenever I have a skin full of Guiness. You don't think it has something to do with........

Guiness has its very own spirit and, it is extra nutritious.

Andrew66 · 03-21-2011, 10:47 AM

Guiness bear has flavinoids - blood thining agents which protect an individual from heart attack - like ASA. Guiness is arguabley the most healthy bear (apart from the calories of course)!

I wan't you Atheists to live long and happy lives - afterall!

Irreligious · 03-21-2011, 10:55 AM

You can't hide your hostility, Andrew. No one here thinks you wish any of us well.

West491 · 03-21-2011, 10:57 AM

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You can't hide your hostility, Andrew. No one here thinks you wish any of us well.

Didn't he just say, a while ago, that we were going to hell? Then he asked us to sign some stupid contract.

Andrew66 · 03-21-2011, 11:01 AM

I may have temporary bouts of hostility when faced with impolite or rude responses like anyone else, but I don't harbour bad will for anyone on this site.

You Atheists better live well and long, it seems that by your own recognition this is the only life you got - right?

Smellyoldgit · 03-21-2011, 11:02 AM

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Guiness bear

Related to Paddington or Edward?

West491 · 03-21-2011, 11:04 AM

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I may have temporary bouts of hostility when faced with impolite or rude responses like anyone else

Temporary? So you don't think we're going to hell anymore?