04-11-2011, 11:12 PM
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Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Boston
Posts: 78
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I found God!
Yes, I found him! And I am not telling where he is because he's all mine! Back off Bitches!
So I am the Protector of the Dead, Fore I am your guide through the Underworld on your way to Osiris. I call myself the Jackal!, a "Fierce Protector" and Guardian of Sacred Esoteric Mysteries!
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04-11-2011, 11:37 PM
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#2
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 9,613
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Swindon?
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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04-12-2011, 03:06 AM
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#3
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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I found a different one and he'll kick the shit out of your lame assed fucker!
Stop the Holy See men!
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04-12-2011, 03:40 AM
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#4
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Scotland
Posts: 813
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I wasn't aware it had gone missing...
Best get it down the vets for a check-up, just in case.
Poor thing, was it all wet and hungry when you found it ?
Professor Plum - In the Dinning Room - with the Lead Pipe...
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04-12-2011, 04:05 AM
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#5
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Great Ocean Road
Posts: 2,917
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I found him when I was looking for my keys, you know he was right where I 'd left him!
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii
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04-12-2011, 08:05 AM
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#6
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Greater Los Angeles area
Posts: 38
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Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. -Carl Sagan
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04-12-2011, 09:28 AM
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#7
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Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Boston
Posts: 78
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Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
I found a different one and he'll kick the shit out of your lame assed fucker!
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Don't threaten my GOD with your evil demonic blasphemous pet! My pet GOD is all loving and likes to cuddle, play fetch, get the mail, and just be mans very best friend!.. Your GOD probably would sooner bite your balls off and bury them in the back yard! It's ok, I know you love your abuser out of fear.. Did he kidnap you as a child? Sounds like you have sexual relations with em.. Your like a sick cult!! And mine is a Pure Bred!! Keep yer mut out of my YARD!!...
>:]
So I am the Protector of the Dead, Fore I am your guide through the Underworld on your way to Osiris. I call myself the Jackal!, a "Fierce Protector" and Guardian of Sacred Esoteric Mysteries!
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04-12-2011, 09:56 AM
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#8
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,328
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Tell that dirtbag he still owes me about 100 dollars for all the tithes I paid to the church.
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04-12-2011, 12:59 PM
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#9
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Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Boston
Posts: 78
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Quote:
West491 wrote
Tell that dirtbag he still owes me about 100 dollars for all the tithes I paid to the church.
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I will do one better.. I will steal his milk money while I'm at it!..
So I am the Protector of the Dead, Fore I am your guide through the Underworld on your way to Osiris. I call myself the Jackal!, a "Fierce Protector" and Guardian of Sacred Esoteric Mysteries!
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