The AntiChrist Found (You've been warned)

[davros of skaro]

I started my own search for "The 666 Beast", and I think I've found it?

I took out the first 6 letters in each word of "flying Spaghetti Monster."

This left me with "ttir", and this reminded me of the failed Prophecy of the city of "Tyre."

What better place for the AntiChrist to hide than a city that thumbs it's Nose at God by still existing when it's supposed to be wiped off the Earth, and never to be found again?

Ezekiel 26 A Prophecy Against Tyre

26:19 “This is what the Sovereign Lord says: When I make you a desolate city, like cities no longer inhabited, and when I bring the ocean depths over you and its vast waters cover you, 20 then I will bring you down with those who go down to the pit, to the people of long ago. I will make you dwell in the earth below, as in ancient ruins, with those who go down to the pit, and you will not return or take your place in the land of the living. 21 I will bring you to a horrible end and you will be no more. You will be sought, but you will never again be found, declares the Sovereign Lord.”

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel+26

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyre,_Lebanon

I looked deeper.

"The name of the city means "rock" after the rocky formation on which the town was originally built."

^This describes the Meatballs that lay within the Noodles of the FSM.

Then I found a bigger shocker.

"The city of Tyre was particularly known for the production of a rare and extraordinarily expensive sort of purple dye, produced from the murex shellfish, known as Tyrian purple. This color was, in many cultures of ancient times, reserved for the use of royalty, or at least nobility."

^This Shellfish has spines that resemble the Noodlely arms of the FSM.

Also how many Kingly/Priestly Purple robes were made from the City of Tyre?

Did this Demonic nonKosher dye inspire Crusades, and other unspeakable unChrist like horrors?

The Antichrist is the flying Spaghetti Monster, and will rise to power in the city of Tyre.

This is very Logical, because the Eye Stalks are the Horns of the Beast.

Get the word out, and keep alert for FSM worshippers in your neighborhood.

[Kinich Ahau]

Have you got a lot of time on your hands?

[dogpet]

Any friend of Cal, is a .........

[Smellyoldgit]

[Davin]

^ There isn't much more to say.

[davros of skaro]

Someone knows how to connect the dots to see Penis Christ.....

[Node18]

you caught me red handed