Shit Medicine Part Deux - Page 18

Eternal · 06-08-2012, 03:16 PM

Anything that pisses off wankers has got to be a good thing. Their everywhere, there all over the place, and anything we can do to get up they're noses has got to be worthwhile.

With modern technology though you can just ask him to pop into the store room and check the CCTV giving you the perfect opportunity to run off with the till.

Smellyoldgit · 06-16-2012, 04:33 AM

Muslim cleric says polio vaccine is a Western conspiracy.

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Maulvi Ibrahim Chisti of Muzaffargarh district declared the anti-polio campaign as "un-Islamic" and announced at the local mosque that jihad (holy war) should be carried out against the polio vaccination team.

I'm sure these fuckwits come out with such crap just to test how retarded and compliant their sheeple are.

psychodiva · 06-17-2012, 02:42 AM

I think it's called culling the herd

Davin · 06-18-2012, 08:36 AM

Making people's lives better is un-islamic.

Smellyoldgit · 08-07-2012, 04:12 AM

Why oh why is the Olympics full of allegedly intelligent people covering themselves in fucking duct tape in the vain hope of holding knackered muscles together? My wankosity meter spins off the scale when I read that anything is recommended by chiropractors or crapupuncturists, and no doubt some shifty woo-meister is making a small fortune out of the fools that fall for it.

Kinich Ahau · 08-07-2012, 04:21 AM

If they wear tape, gesture to the heavens or are English they should be disqualified!

A bit of trivia. Duck tape is also a correct term. The stuff was first developed by the US military to keep things waterproof and was named after the bird. And no, it wasn't used to avoid bullets.

Smellyoldgit · 08-07-2012, 04:53 AM

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Kinich Ahau wrote

.... or are English they should be disqualified!

Hey, there's no need to take it out on me - just cos even the sheep-shagging kiwi tossers are whipping your lilywhite asses!

Michael · 08-07-2012, 05:14 AM

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Smellyoldgit wrote

Hey, there's no need to take it out on me - just cos even the sheep-shagging kiwi tossers are whipping your lilywhite asses!

Hell, at one point we were only one place in front of Canada.

Canada.

Smellyoldgit · 08-07-2012, 01:17 PM

Well, blind judges sneaked your wench a fluked gold in the velodrome, but it was entertaining to see Sally Pearson whallop 3 merkins over the hurdles - and you're ahead of the sheep-shaggers!

Kinich Ahau · 08-08-2012, 03:39 AM

Yeah, I was going to ask you to ban Sullied again if we didn't get past them.

Smellyoldgit · 08-08-2012, 03:55 AM

That's a good enough reason!

Meanwhile, back on the shit medicine - the MMR/Autism idiocy dribbles on.

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A website offering parents advice on vaccines has been ordered to remove information about the MMR jab after claiming it could be linked to autism.
Babyjabs.co.uk said the three-in-one jab may be causing "up to 10%" of autism in children in the UK.

Yup, these fools sure do have short memories.

Davin · 08-08-2012, 07:59 AM

It caused 10% of my autism.

psychodiva · 08-08-2012, 11:33 AM

bloody idiots- cos of those wankers we in the UK are having to start another pertussis vaccination programme cos of the wankery idiots who won't vaccinate combined with the wankerty idiots who believed the other wankery idiots and reduced the effectiveness of the fucking vaccine!!!!! and now babies are dying of it again!!

wankery fucking idiot anti-vaccers!!!!

Davin · 08-08-2012, 12:01 PM

But at least the dead babies aren't autistic!

I know the vaccinations do not cause autism, just deal with the lame joke.

psychodiva · 08-08-2012, 03:39 PM

I was dealing with it by ignoring it

seriously- I was- ignoring it and just ranting about anti-vaccers- that's all