Posts that don't deserve threads, Volume II

[Saturday]

Smellyoldgit wrote

basketweaving.com

That site is hardcore, seriously. I didn't even know baskets could get that complicated until now. Those picnic plates and napkin rings are awesome.

[Smellyoldgit]

I'm into satanic doilies meself, but I'm just weird.

[psychodiva]

I hope they sort his meds out this time lol- maybe he will stop bothering poor folk who just want to get on with living without idiots like him sticking their pea-brains into it

[Smellyoldgit]

Looks as if rats need to have Jesus in their lives in order to die properly.

A surge of electrical activity in the brain could be responsible for the vivid experiences described by near-death survivors, scientists report.
A study carried out on dying rats found high levels of brainwaves at the point of the animals' demise.

No doubt the idiots at the Twatican will disagree and proclaim some divine bullshit, but fuck ‘em.

[Kinich Ahau]

Does that mean that Jerry might finally say something intelligent mere seconds before buys the farm? (Sheep farm that is.)

[Smellyoldgit]

Nah, not a hope - there needs to be a couple of active synapses to start with.

[Saturday]

Quick question I've always wondered over the years of popping in and out of here- What is the symbolism of the logo at the top left of the page?

[Davin]

Wow, the forums are way faster now!

[Smellyoldgit]

At theses speeds, poor ol' Jerry won't be able to keep up!

[Smellyoldgit]

These dense fucknuggets must be truly amazed why most of the world points & laughs.

[ghoulslime]

Smellyoldgit wrote

At theses speeds, poor ol' Jerry won't be able to keep up!

Totally! The boy is going to need to be twice as stupid.

[ghoulslime]

Smellyoldgit wrote

These dense fucknuggets must be truly amazed why most of the world points & laughs.

[Davin]

What teh fucks, Malaysia, you're doing it wrong.

[Smellyoldgit]

[Smellyoldgit]

This probably falls into the 'I don't really give a shit' category, but it's vaguely amusing for those who remember Egor the Headcase.
It looks like most things god have now been ditched and his expertise has been downgraded to 'Astrology, Tarot Reading, Dream Interpretation.'
I suppose he's still operating in the realms of gullible fuckwittery - and there are plenty of fools out there who'll buy this this sort of wank. I wonder how long this one will last - and any predictions what the next crazed bullshit will be?